In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best hulk jokes, hulk puns and hulk dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Hulk smash! The funniest jokes about the incredible green hero”
1. Why did the Hulk break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t handle his mood swings.
2. What do you call it when the Hulk takes a selfie? An angry pic.
3. How does the Hulk keep his pants from ripping when he transforms? He uses hulk tape.
4. Why did the Hulk join a gym? He wanted to work on his anger management.
5. What’s the Hulk’s favorite dessert? Smash-mallows.
6. Why did the Hulk bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.
7. How does the Hulk like his coffee? With a Hulk-sized cup.
8. Why did the Hulk start a garden? He wanted to see what all the “Hulk”abaloo was about.
9. Why did the Hulk apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to make Hulkcakes.
10. How does the Hulk stay looking young? He uses a lot of green cream.
“Hilarious puns and one-liners that will make you Hulk-out with laughter”
1. Why did the Hulk open a bakery? He wanted to make knead bread.
2. What do you call a Hulk who loves to party? The life of the smash.
3. Why did the Hulk bring a ladder to the concert? He wanted a better view of the band.
4. How does the Hulk take his tea? He prefers it to be Hulk-ing hot.
5. What’s the Hulk’s favorite sport? Smashketball.
6. Why did the Hulk go to the bank? He wanted to Hulk out some cash.
7. What do you call a Hulk who’s a great cook? Chef Smash.
8. How does the Hulk write letters? With Hulk-point pen.
9. Why did the Hulk go to the farmer’s market? He wanted to buy some Hulk-berries.
10. What’s the Hulk’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal.
“Why did the Hulk tell these jokes? Because he’s a funny green machine!”
1. Why did the Hulk become a dentist? He wanted to “brush up” on his skills.
2. How does the Hulk order his food at a restaurant? He tells the waiter to “Hulk it up.”
3. Why did the Hulk go to the movie theater alone? He didn’t want anyone to “Hulk” his popcorn.
4. What’s the Hulk’s favorite game? Smash Bros.
5. Why did the Hulk become a comedian? He wanted to “crack” some Hulk jokes.
6. How does the Hulk do his laundry? He uses a lot of Hulk detergent.
7. Why did the Hulk start a garden? He wanted to see if he had a green thumb.
8. What does the Hulk say when someone tries to pick a fight with him? “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”
9. How does the Hulk handle change? He smashes it.
10. What’s the Hulk’s favorite TV show? The Big Hulk Theory.
“Laugh out loud with the top Hulk jokes that will make you turn green with envy”
1. Why did the Hulk bring a car to the party? He heard they were having a smash-up derby.
2. What’s the Hulk’s favorite type of math? Green-algebra.
3. Why did the Hulk go to the wedding? He heard there would be a lot of “I do”s.
4. How does the Hulk clean his house? He uses a lot of elbow smash.
5. What’s the Hulk’s favorite holiday? St. Patrick’s Day.
6. Why did the Hulk bring a map to the beach? He heard it was a “shore” thing.
7. How does the Hulk stay in shape? He does a lot of Hulk-ups.
8. Why did the Hulk become a teacher? He wanted to help kids learn the “Hulk”ology.
9. What’s the Hulk’s favorite mode of transportation? A Hulkicopter.
10. Why did the Hulk go to the pet store? He wanted to buy a Hulk-ster.