In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best gun jokes, gun puns and gun dad jokes to make you laugh.
Locked and Loaded: The Top Gun Jokes That Will Have You Laughing
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field…with a shotgun!
2. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
3. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
4. Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy!
5. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!
6. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
7. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
8. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down!
9. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
10. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Bang Bang, You’re It: Hilarious Gun Jokes That Pack a Punch
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!
2. Did you hear about the kidnapping at the park? They woke up.
3. Parallel lines have so much in common; it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
4. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
5. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
6. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
7. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
8. How do snails fight? They slug it out.
9. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Laughing Bullets: The Funniest and Witt
1. I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
3. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.
4. I’m too lazy to prioritize… I’ll do it later.
5. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent!
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula!
9. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
10. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.