In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best greece jokes, greece puns and greece dad jokes to make you laugh.
Opa! Get ready to laugh with these hilarious Greek jokes
1. Why did the Greek chef get promoted? Because he rose to the baklava the next level!
2. How does a Greek say hi to a mathematician? Geia summetokheis!
3. Why was the Greek comedian so good at his job? He always had a great gyrate-tude!
4. What do you call a Greek jogger? A gyro!
5. Why did the Greek stop telling jokes? Because his audience was feta up with him!
6. How did the Greek statue fix its mistakes? It used a Parthenon-eras!
7. Why did the Greek couple break up? They had too many souvlakiing points!
8. What do you call a Greek who’s good at math? Polygon!
9. Why did the Greek man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
10. How do Greeks stay cool during the summer? They have lots of fans – both literal and figurative!
My Big Fat Greek Jokes: the funniest quips about Greek culture
1. Why was the Greek restaurant so popular? It had great Mediterranean ratings!
2. What do you call a Greek ship captain? A gyro navigator!
3. Why do Greeks love to dance? They always have a zest for life!
4. What do you call a Greek who loves to garden? A plant-for-Greek’s-sake!
5. How do you make a Greek laugh on Monday? Tell them a tzatziki joke!
6. Why did the Greek musician break up with his girlfriend? She kept harping on his lyre playing!
7. What do you call a Greek who loves to travel? A gyro-nomad!
8. Why did the Greek goddess go to therapy? She had too many my-tholologies!
9. How do Greeks always win at poker? They have a great poker face-ta!
10. Why do Greeks never play hide and seek? They always have a souvlaki spot!
Zorba the Jokester: a collection of side-splitting Greek jokes
1. Why did the Greek scientist bring a loaf of bread to the lab? He was trying to create pure sciences!
2. How do you greet a Greek vampire? With a “Drac-yamas!”
3. Why was the Greek artist always broke? He had a real Picasso-y income!
4. What do you call a Greek ghost? A souli-aki!
5. Why did the Greek philosopher go to therapy? He had too many Sock-rates in his head!
6. How does a Greek baker comfort someone? With a baklava hugs!
7. Why did the Greek athlete bring string to the Olympics? He wanted to win by a