In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best flirt jokes, flirt puns and flirt dad jokes to make you laugh.
The Ultimate List of Hilarious Flirt Jokes Guaranteed to Make Them Smile
1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
2. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
3. Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: MY JAW!
4. Can I follow you where you go? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
5. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
6. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
7. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
8. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
9. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
10. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
Funny Pick-Up Lines That Will Make Them Laugh Out Loud
1. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
2. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
3. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
4. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
5. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
6. Are you made of Vaseline? Because you’re slippery when wet.
7. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
8. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
9. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
10. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
The Best Cheesy Jokes to Break the Ice and Win Their Heart
1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Can I take your picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
3. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
4. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
5. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
6. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te!
7. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
8. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
10. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
Flirty One-Liners That Will Have Them Swooning in No Time
1. Can I follow you where you go? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
3. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
4. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
5. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
6. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
7. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
8. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
9. Are you made of Vaseline? Because you’re slippery when wet.
10. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me.
Laugh Your Way Into Their Heart with These Clever Flirt Jokes
1. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
2. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
3. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda one for me!
4. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
5. Can I take your picture to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
6. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
7. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
8. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
9. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
10. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.