Top Espresso Jokes, Espresso Puns, Espresso Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best espresso jokes, espresso puns and espresso dad jokes to make you laugh.

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The “Grounds” for Laughter: Hilarious Espresso Jokes to Start Your Day with a Smile

Why did the espresso break up with the latte? It had too much foam-drama.
Why don’t espresso shots get invited to parties? They always bring espresso-presso machines.
What’s an espresso’s favorite Beatles song? Latte Be.
Why was the espresso shot nervous? It had too much foam in its stomach.
What do you call an espresso that’s always lost? A wander-brew.
Why did the espresso call the police? It was mugged by a cold brew.
What do you call an espresso with a doctorate? A latte PhD.
What’s an espresso’s favorite sport? Shot-put.
Why don’t espresso shots take selfies? They hate showing their mug.
What did the espresso name its autobiography? A Bean’s Life.

Why did the espresso refuse to play hide and seek? It didn’t want to espresso itself too much.
What do you call a magic espresso? A latte trick.
Why don’t espresso shots get in fights? They always keep it brew-tal.
How do espresso shots stay so focused? They take grounds for concentration.
Why was the espresso shot always the life of the party? It had a latte charisma.
What’s an espresso’s favorite dance move? The coffee grind.
Why did the espresso join a band? It had a latte rhythm.
How did the espresso shot win the race? It took a latte shortcuts.
What did the espresso say to the cocoa? “You’re really sweet.”
Why don’t espresso shots attend school? They already know how to perk up.

What did the espresso say to the teabag? “You’re in hot water now.”
Why did the espresso open a bakery? It wanted to espresso its love for pastries.
How do you know if an espresso is lying? Its story changes like a latte art design.
Why did the espresso go to therapy? It had bean feeling roasted lately.
What’s an espresso’s favorite movie? Brew-Tanic.
Why did the espresso break up with the French press? It couldn’t handle the press-ure.
Why did the espresso visit the aquarium? It heard they had some killerwhales.
Why was the espresso always so fastidious about its appearance? It was always espresso-ing itself.
What do you call a haunted espresso machine? A depresso-press.
What did one espresso say to the other when it was trying to concentrate? “Stay grounded.”

Why did the espresso get a new car? It needed a latte pick-me-up.
What do you call an espresso in a sweater? A carda-mom.
Why was the espresso always the first to finish exams? It had a latte study sessions.
What did the espresso say when it bumped into the cappuccino? “Sorry, I’m espresso-ing my regrets.”
Why did the espresso shot refuse to enter the race? It didn’t want to espresso itself too quickly.
What’s an espresso’s favorite type of music? A shot of rock and roll.
Why did the espresso bring a ladder to the coffee shop? It heard they had high beans.
What do you call an espresso that’s always in a rush? A quick-brew.
How do espresso shots stay in shape? They do coffee-cise.
What did the espresso say to the espresso machine? “I like the way you brew.”