In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best eraser jokes, eraser puns and eraser dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why did the eraser refuse to join the pencil party? It didn’t want to rub anyone the wrong way!
2. What do you call an eraser that sings? A rubber band!
3. How does an eraser feel after a long day of erasing mistakes? Well-rubbed!
4. Why did the student bring an eraser to the math test? Just in case they made a mistake, it could subtract it!
5. What did the eraser say to the pencil? You’re just a drawing, I’m the real star of the show!
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6. Why did the eraser break up with the pencil? It wanted to make a clean break!
7. How does an eraser apologize? It says “I’m sorry if I rubbed you the wrong way.”
8. What did one eraser say to the other eraser that made a mistake? “You’re on the wrong track, let me erase that for you!”
9. Why did the eraser go to school? To get rid of all the mistakes in life!
10. What did the eraser get on its test? A perfect rub-score!
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11. Why did the eraser refuse to talk to the pencil? It didn’t want to lead to any erasing arguments!
12. How does an eraser get revenge? By making sure all mistakes disappear without a trace!
13. What’s an eraser’s favorite music genre? Rub-a-dub dubstep!
14. Why did the eraser go to therapy? To work through its unresolved rub-issues!
15. How does an eraser stay in shape? By doing plenty of rub-aerobics!
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16. Why did the eraser go to the comedy club? To erase any traces of sadness!
17. What did the eraser say to the pencil when it made a mistake? “Let me erase that memory for you!”
18. How does an eraser sign its name? With a rubber stamp!
19. Why did the eraser get detention? It was caught trying to rub out the teacher’s notes!
20. What’s an eraser’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bad Mistakes!
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21. How does an eraser travel? By rubber band!
22. Why did the eraser go to the doctor? It was feeling a little worn down!
23. What do you call a group of erasers? A rubber band!
24. How does an eraser apologize for making a mistake? It says, “I promise to correct my ways!”
25. Why did the eraser break up with the ruler? It couldn’t measure up to its expectations!