In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best cuba jokes, cuba puns and cuba dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. “Havana Laughing: The Top 5 Cuba Jokes That Will Make You LOL”
1. Why did the Cuban tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. How do you know if someone is from Cuba?
They always have a Havana good time.
3. What do you call a Cuban sandwich that tells jokes?
A cubano comediante.
4. Why did the Cuban coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
5. What do you call a Cuban who loves to dance?
A salsa fan-atic.
2. “Cuban Comedy: The Funniest Jokes About Cuban Culture”
1. Why did the Cuban chef get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a Cuban who always tells the truth?
Honestá.
3. Why did the Cuban astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
He needed space.
4. How do Cubans stay cool in the summer?
They Salsa dance their way through it.
5. Why don’t Cubans ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you hear “¡Olé!”
3. “Laughing All the Way to Varadero: Hilarious Cuba Jokes You Can’t Miss”
1. Why did the Cuban farmer bring a ladder to the bar?
He heard the drinks were on the house.
2. What do you call a Cuban who is always on time?
Prompte.
3. Why did the Cuban computer go to the doctor?
It had a bad case of “Havana virus”.
4. What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a lizard?
A croc-odile!
5. Why did the Cuban seafood restaurant go out of business?
They kept losing their mussels.
4. “Cuban Humor Unleashed: The Best Jokes About Fidel Castro and Che Guevara”
1. Why did Fidel Castro take up gardening?
He wanted to be a dictator-tater.
2. How does Che Guevara like his coffee?
Guevara strong and revolution-ary.
3. Why did Fidel Castro and Che Guevara start a band?
They wanted to play some revolutionary tunes.
4. What do you call it when Fidel Castro tells you a secret?
Communisecret.
5. Why did Che Guevara refuse to play cards with Fidel Castro?
He was tired of his “revolutionary” deck of cards.
5. “Salsa and Silliness: Funny Cuban Jokes That Will Have You Rolling in the Aisle”
1. Why did the Cuban musician get a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough.
2. What do you call a Cuban who is always positive?
An optimisto.
3. Why did the Cuban engineer switch careers and become a comedian?
He wanted a little more Cuba Libre in his life.
4. What do you call a Cuban who loves to fix things?
A Havana-mechanic.
5. Why did the Cuban comedian bring a ladder on stage?
He wanted to reach new heights in comedy.