In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best crying jokes, crying puns and crying dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Tear-jerking Laughs: The Funniest Crying Jokes to Brighten Your Day”
1. Why did the tissue go to the dance? Because it heard the boogie was for crying!
2. I used to play football but couldn’t stop crying when I hurt my knee. Thankfully, I was good at solitaire – because crying alone is a talent.
3. I tried to tell a joke about sadness, but it didn’t have enough punchline!
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
5. My friend said he could make me cry just by saying one word. So I said, “adieu”!
6. Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
7. I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I laughed because he couldn’t kick me.
8. I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!
9. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he said, “I could tell you a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.”
10. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless!
“Laugh Until You Cry: Hilarious Jokes About Tears and Sobbing”
1. I used to play hide and seek with my emotions. They always found me in the crying corner!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. My doctor told me not to cry over spilled milk. So I asked for a straw!
4. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
5. I told my friend 10 jokes to try to make them laugh. No pun in ten did!
6. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
7. Why did the police officer go to the baseball game? He heard someone had stolen second base!
8. I’m bad at math, but I’m good at geometry because it’s all about the angles!
9. What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister.
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
“Cry Me a River: The Best Comedy Jokes About Crying”
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
4. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
6. I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.
7. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
8. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down.
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!
10. My girlfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
“From Laughter to Tears: Side-Splitting Jokes that Will Make You Cry with Laughter”
1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
2. I tried to write jokes about crying, but they were too tearable.
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
4. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. So she gave me a hug.
5. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
6. I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know which one comes first.
7. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
8. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
9. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
10. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
“Don’t Cry, Laugh Instead: The Ultimate Compilation of Crying Jokes”
1. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
2. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
3. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
4. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
5. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
6. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. I asked my dad for his best dad joke, and he said, “I could tell you a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.”
9. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless!
10. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.