Top Croissant Jokes, Croissant Puns, Croissant Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best croissant jokes, croissant puns and croissant dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Rise and Shine with these Hilarious Croissant Jokes

Why did the croissant go to the doctor? It was feeling a little buttery.
What do you call a group of musical croissants? A pastry band.
How did the croissant feel about its bakery job? It was on a roll.
Why did the croissant break up with the baguette? It was tired of all the dough-mestic arguments.
What did the croissant say to the doughnut? “You’re just a glaze in my eyes.”
How do croissants stay in shape? They do a lot of dough-ups.
Why did the croissant join a book club? It wanted to get a rise out of the other pastries.
What do you call a French croissant that’s tired of being flaky? A pain in the neck.
Why did the croissant bring a ladder to the bakery? It wanted to rise to the occasion.
What’s a croissant’s favorite TV show? Breaking Bread.

Why did the croissant win the award for best actor? It really rose to the occasion.
How does a croissant answer the phone? “Good morning, butter speak.”
Why do croissants make terrible comedians? They always flake under pressure.
What do you call it when a croissant gets angry? A butter battle.
Why did the croissant have trouble sleeping? It was too dough-eyed.
What’s a croissant’s favorite type of music? Roll and croissant.
Why did the croissant go to therapy? It had too many layers of issues.
How do croissants communicate? They use un-bread-able puns.
What did the croissant say to the slice of cheese? “Don’t brie a stranger.”
Why was the croissant sad? It couldn’t find its butter half.

Why do croissants always seem relaxed? They’re always rollin’ with the butter.
How did the croissant feel when it caught a cold? Crumby.
What do you call a croissant that loves to garden? A dough-digger.
Why did the croissant get a job at the bakery? It kneaded the dough.
What’s a croissant’s favorite exercise? The butter churn.
How do croissants keep in touch with each other? Through flakybook.
Why do croissants make great detectives? They always follow the bread crumbs.
What’s a croissant’s favorite movie genre? Loaf stories.
Why was the croissant confident in its abilities? It had a lot of crust in itself.
What did the croissant say to the bagel? “You’re just a hole lot of trouble.”

Why was the croissant always skipping school? It was always on a roll.
How did the croissant do on the test? It got a flaky grade.
Why did the croissant become a fashion designer? It had a knack for dough-couture.
What’s a croissant’s favorite kind of car? A Rolls-Royce.
Why did the croissant go to the dance club? It wanted to show off its butter moves.
What do you call a croissant that’s lost its way? A dough-little lost.
How does a croissant like to spend its free time? Rolling around in the dough.
Why did the croissant go to the beach? It wanted to soak up some sun-flour.
What’s a croissant’s favorite board game? Criss-cross-ant.
Why did the croissant go to the therapist? It needed to work through its emotional kneads.

Why did the croissant become a magician? It knew how to disappear when things got tough.
How do croissants stay in shape? They always have a flaky workout routine.
What’s a croissant’s favorite pickup line? “Are you made of flour? Because whenever I see you, I rise.”
Why did the croissant go to the art museum? It wanted to see some dough Vinci paintings.
What do you call a croissant at a fancy party? A roll VIP.
How does a croissant express its love? With hugs and butter kisses.
Why did the croissant go to the comedy club? It wanted to get a rise out of the audience.
What’s a croissant’s favorite type of weather? A light drizzle of flour.
What do you call a croissant that’s been sitting out in the sun too long? A toast.
Why did the croissant go to the bakery school? It kneaded the dough to succeed.