In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best crawfish jokes, crawfish puns and crawfish dad jokes to make you laugh.
Crawfish Comedy: The Top 5 Shell-arious Jokes That Will Have You Cracking Up!
1. Why did the crawfish refuse to share its food?
Because it was a little shellfish!
2. What do you call a group of crawfish performing in a play?
The claw-some theater troupe!
3. How do crawfish stay in touch with their friends?
They use their shell-phones!
4. Why did the crawfish bring a ladder to the comedy club?
To climb up and crack everyone up!
5. What do you get if you cross a crawfish with a detective?
P.I. Pincher!
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6. Why did the crawfish blush at the party?
It saw the butter and couldn’t handle the heat!
7. How do crawfish celebrate their birthdays?
With a pinchin’ good time!
8. What did the crawfish say to its ex?
You’re just a shell of who you used to be!
9. Why do crawfish make terrible poker players?
They always give away their tells with their claws!
10. What do you get when you cross a crawfish with a comedian?
Shellarious stand-up comedy!
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11. Why did the crawfish get kicked out of the comedy show?
It kept stealing all the shell-laughs!
12. How do you know if a crawfish is lying?
It starts clawing its words!
13. What do you call a crawfish fortune teller?
A crustacean seer!
14. Why did the crawfish break up with its partner?
They were just too hard to shell with!
15. How do crawfish avoid traffic jams?
They take the craw-d!
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16. Why do crawfish make terrible secret agents?
They always leave a trail of shells behind!
17. How do crawfish stay in shape?
They do pinch lifts!
18. What did the crawfish say when it won the lottery?
I’m shell shocked!
19. Why did the crawfish go to therapy?
It had a lot of emotional baggage!
20. What did the crawfish bring to the dance party?
Its pinchin’ moves!
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21. Why don’t crawfish ever play hide and seek?
Because they’re always getting caught in a pinch!
22. What’s a crawfish’s favorite game show?
“The Price is Right Claw!”
23. How do crawfish communicate their feelings?
They shell it like it is!
24. Why did the crawfish start a band?
It had a real knack for playing the shell-ophone!
25. What do you call a crawfish with a good sense of humor?
A real shell-out comedian!