In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best country jokes, country puns and country dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Jokes About Different Countries
1. Why did the French chef bring a hammer to the kitchen?
Because he wanted to pound some meat!
2. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
3. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
4. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
7. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese.
10. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
2. Laugh Out Loud with These International Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
2. How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
3. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
Ireland! Every day it’s Dublin.
5. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
6. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
7. Why couldn’t the bike find its way home?
Because it lost its bearings.
8. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
10. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
3. Top Picks for Country-Related Humor
1. What do you call an unpredictable camera?
A loose Canon.
2. How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
3. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
6. Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
7. Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
8. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, they just waved.
9. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus.
10. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. Funny Puns and One-Liners from Around the World
1. Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
2. What do you call a group of musical whales?
An orca-stra.
3. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
There was no chemistry.
4. Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
6. Parallel lines have so much in common.
It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
8. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
9. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
10. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
5. Get Ready to Giggle with These Country Jokes
1. How do you throw a space party?
You planet.
2. What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurtie.
3. Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?
She wanted to make up her own mind.
4. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
5. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
7. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
8. How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
10. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.