In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best condiment jokes, condiment puns and condiment dad jokes to make you laugh.
Ketchup Jokes That Will Have You Ketchup-ing Your Breath
1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. What did the tomato say to the refrigerator? “Ketchup later!”
3. Why did the ketchup blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
4. What’s a vampire’s favorite condiment? Ketch-up!
5. How does a hamburger introduce his condiments? “Lettuce ketchup and relish the moment!”
6. Why was the ketchup crying? It saw the salad dressing naked!
7. What do you call someone who steals ketchup? A con-diment!
8. Why did the tomato go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date!
9. How does Mrs. Tomato encourage her child? “Ketch-up on your studies!”
10. What is the ketchup’s favorite dance? The con-dimental!
Mustard Jokes That Will Leave You in Mustard-ge
1. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
2. Why did the mustard sit on the school bus? To catch up!
3. How do you punish a mustard bottle? Send it to the ketchup bottle for a time-out!
4. What did the mustard say to the hot dog? “You’re my condiment soulmate!”
5. Why do mustard bottles make terrible comedians? Because they always spill their jokes!
6. What did the mustard say to the fridge? “Shut the door, I’m dressing!”
7. Why did the sandwich go to the doctor? It was feeling a little mayo-ny!
8. Why was the mustard evil? Because it condimented to committing mustard crimes!
9. What do you call a sauce that is really far? A soy sauce!
10. Why did the mustard go to the doctor? It was feeling a little spicy!
Relish-able Jokes That Will Pickle Your Funny Bone
1. Why couldn’t the pickle perform on stage? It got cold feet!
2. Why did the pickle break up with the hot dog? It just couldn’t ketchup!
3. How do you know if a pickle is lying? Look for sour signs!
4. Why did the cucumber become a pickler? It wanted to dill with its problems.
5. What did the pickle say to the jar? “You hold the key to my heart!”
6. How do pickles enjoy a baseball game? They dill with the pressure!
7. Why did the cucumber get a job in marketing? It was good at pickling interests!
8. What do you call a pickle that got run over? A squashed cucumber!
9. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. Why did the pickle go to the dance party? It wanted to relish the night!
Soy Sauce Jokes That Are Soy Funny
1. Why did the soy sauce go to therapy? It had a lot of bottled-up feelings!
2. What did the sushi say to the soy sauce? “You make my life soy much better!”
3. Why did the soy sauce win an award? It was fantastic flavoring!
4. What did the soy sauce say to the Chinese takeout box? “Don’t box me in!”
5. How do soy sauce bottles greet each other? “Soy glad to see you!”
6. Why was the soy sauce always late? It was busy playing ketchup!
7. How did the soy sauce kickboxer win the fight? With some soyful moves!
8. What do you call a tough soy sauce? A soy-ldier!
9. Why did the soy sauce get a speeding ticket? It was too saucy on the road!
10. Why did the sushi roll break up with the soy sauce? It wanted some space to soy-litude!
Hot Sauce Jokes That Will Spice Up Your Day
1. What do you call a jalapeño that’s hot on the dance floor? A salsa dancer!
2. Why did the chili pepper break up with the hot sauce? It couldn’t handle the heat!
3. What did the hot sauce say to the taco? “I’m bringing the heat, are you ready to spice things up?”
4. Why did the hot sauce get a job as a firefighter? It loves putting out fires!
5. How does hot sauce greet its friends? “Hey, wanna spice things up?”
6. Why did the salsa dance party get shut down? Things got too jalapeño business!
7. How do you know if a hot sauce is a good storyteller? It always has a spicy twist!
8. Why did the jalapeño get invited to the wedding? It was a real charmer, spicy up the joint!
9. What do you call a spicy salsa that won’t stop talking? A chili chat!
10. Why did the hot sauce call in sick? It was feeling a little under the weather!