Top Computer Jokes, Computer Puns, Computer Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best computer jokes, computer puns and computer dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Laugh Out Loud: The Top 5 Computer Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Giggle

1. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!

2. How do you fix a broken website?
With a URL-ing iron!

3. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a virus!

4. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.

5. Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!

6. What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell!

7. Why did the computer keep its glasses in the fridge?
It wanted to keep its cool!

8. What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver!

9. How did the computer get out of jail?
With its mouse!

10. Why couldn’t the computer take its hat off?
Because it had a bad case of CAPS LOCK!

11. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!

12. How do you get a computer drunk?
Give it some screenshots!

13. What do computers eat for a snack?
Microchips!

14. Why did the computer keep its music on shuffle?
It didn’t want to get stuck in a loop!

15. Why did the computer get thrown out of school?
It couldn’t stop copying other people’s work!

16. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!

17. Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
It had a hard drive!

18. How do you know if a computer is lying?
You can see right through it!

19. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a slipped disk!

20. What do you call a computer that can sing?
Adele!

21. Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open!

22. How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots!

23. Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Because the light attracts bugs!

24. Why did the computer turn pale?
It saw a memory leak!

25. How did the computer get out of jail?
It broke the firewall!