In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best classic jokes, classic puns and classic dad jokes to make you laugh.
1. Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says mooooo!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these knock-knock jokes!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be locked out of your house?
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s raining outside!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben waiting for you to open the door already!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole, please open the door!
2. Side-Splitting Dad Jokes That Never Get Old
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
3. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
4. How do you organize a space party? You planet.
5. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
6. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
7. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
8. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
9. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
10. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
3. The Funniest Blonde Jokes of All Time
1. Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice for hours? It said concentrate.
2. How do you get a blonde to laugh on a Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
3. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.
4. What do you call two blondes in a car? Dual airbags.
5. How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.
6. Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.
7. Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 6 months? The box said 2-4 years.
8. Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice for hours? Because it said ‘concentrate.’
9. Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator? She couldn’t find the “10” button.
10. Why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First.
4. Timeless One-Liners That Will have You in Stitches
1. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
2. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
3. The rotation of Earth really makes my day.
4. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
5. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
7. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
8. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
9. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. Can’t seem to put it down.
10. The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought, “This changes everything.”
5. Rib-Tickling Puns That Are Punny and Playful
1. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
2. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
3. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
4. The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
5. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
8. I’m starting a new business selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
9. Breaking up with a clown is no joke.
10. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.