In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best cigar jokes, cigar puns and cigar dad jokes to make you laugh.
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1. Why did the cigar refuse to share his lighter? Because he was a little “ash-hole.”
2. What do you call a group of cigars that tell jokes? A cigar-illo of laughter.
3. How do you make a cigar laugh? Tell it a smoking hot joke.
4. Why did the cigar go to school? To get a higher education!
5. What did the cigar say to the match? “You light up my life!”
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6. Why did the tobacco leaf refuse to join the cigar band? Because it didn’t want to get rolled up in drama.
7. What do you call a cigar that’s always bragging? A smoke show-off.
8. Why did the cigar get promoted at work? Because it was smoking hot!
9. What did the cigar say to the pipe? “You’re always puffing up your chest.”
10. Why couldn’t the cigar attend the party? It was already lit!
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11. Why don’t cigars ever get lost? Because they always leave a smoking trail.
12. How do cigars stay in shape? They exercise good “draw” habits.
13. What did the cigar say to the tobacco? “You’re my better half.”
14. Why did the cigar go to therapy? It had some burning issues to work through.
15. How do cigars like to relax? By lighting up a good joke.
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16. What did the cigar say to the tobacco leaf at the party? “You’re the life of the ash!”
17. Why did the cigar break up with the cigarette? It was tired of being smoked off.
18. How do you know when a cigar is telling a lie? Its ash gets longer.
19. What’s a cigar’s favorite type of music? Jazz, because it’s smooth and smoky.
20. Why do cigars make terrible comedians? Because they always fall flat!
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21. Why was the cigar always invited to parties? It knew how to bring the smoke.
22. What did the tobacconist say to the indecisive cigar? “You’re really smoking my patience!”
23. How do cigars like to greet each other? With a good “draw” handshake.
24. Why was the cigar always the life of the party? It could light up any room.
25. What’s a cigar’s favorite type of vacation? A smoke break on the beach.