In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best christmas music jokes, christmas music puns and christmas music dad jokes to make you laugh.
Rockin’ around the Christmas jokes: the funniest music puns
1. Why did the Christmas tree start a band? Because it had a lot of branches!
2. What do you call Santa when he takes a break from delivering presents? Santa Pause!
3. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp and even!
4. Why did the snowman want a divorce? Because his wife was a total flake!
5. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
6. Did you hear about the singer who went to jail? He got locked up for disturbing the peace!
7. What’s a snowman’s favorite kind of music? Iced music!
8. Why was the music teacher not able to control her class around Christmas? Because they were all sharp!
9. What’s a carol singer’s favorite part of a joke? The punchline!
10. Why was the music teacher fired right before Christmas? She was caught spreading too much holiday cheer!
Deck the halls with laughter: hilarious Christmas music jokes
1. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at the calendar- deerly!
2. Why do Christmas trees like to knit? They always have plenty of needles!
3. What do you call a group of musically talented elves? Santa’s Jukebox!
4. Why did the Christmas carolers go to jail? They were charged with unlawful assembly!
5. How do you know when Santa’s been at your piano? You find Krisp Kringle on the keys!
6. What is a snowman’s favorite Christmas song? Frosty the Snowman!
7. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had drumsticks!
8. What do you call an illegal Christmas song? Contraband!
9. How do elves get around during the holiday season? By yule sleigh!
10. What do you call Santa when he takes a break from the sleigh ride? Santa Paws!
Jingle bell laughs: top-notch jokes about holiday tunes
1. Why did Santa go to music school? Because he needed to improve his “elf-abet”!
2. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
3. Why did the choir break up right before Christmas? They couldn’t handle the high notes!
4. What do reindeer use to decorate their Christmas trees? Horn-aments!
5. How does Mrs. Claus help Santa stay in shape? She keeps him on a strict “jingle bell” diet!
6. Why did the gingerbread man go to a piano recital? He wanted to play some Christmas “carols”!
7. What do you call Santa’s little helpers on strike? The elf-abet!
8. Why did the snowman refuse to dance with the Christmas tree? He didn’t want to “melt” her heart!
9. What’s Santa’s favorite kind of music? Wrap music!
10. Why did the musical reindeer join the band? He had a lot of “bucks” to spend on instruments!