In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best christmas cookie jokes, christmas cookie puns and christmas cookie dad jokes to make you laugh.
Jingle Bell Jokes: Hilarious Christmas Cookie Jokes to Spread Holiday Cheer
1. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby!
2. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a cookie? Frostbite!
3. How does Santa keep his cookies from getting stolen? He puts them in a cookie jar with a lock!
4. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
5. What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off? A “partial” gingerbread man!
6. How do you catch a gingerbread man? Use ginger snaps!
7. Why did the cookie go to the police station? It was feeling crumbly after being assaulted!
8. What do you get when you cross a cookie with a snowman? Frosted cookies!
9. How does a cookie keep its breath fresh? It uses chew paste instead of toothpaste!
10. Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
Santa’s Sweet Tooth: Funny Cookie Jokes to Make You Crumble with Laughter
1. Why did Santa give up being a cookie decorator? Because he got fed up with the elf-esteem issues!
2. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
3. How do you know if Santa is a good cookie baker? He always goes nutty in the kitchen!
4. Why did Santa’s reindeer refuse to eat the cookies? They were all crumby!
5. What do you call Santa when he takes a break from delivering presents? Santa Snacks!
6. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
7. What do you call a gingerbread man with no teeth? A “ginger-ninja”!
8. Why was the gingerbread man so popular? He was always fresh and a real sweet-talker!
9. How do you make a gingerbread man laugh? You tickle his frosting!
10. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!