In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best chinese jokes, chinese puns and chinese dad jokes to make you laugh.
Hilarious Chinese Jokes About Food
1. Why did the man bring a ladder to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he heard the food was out of this wonton world!
2. What did the noodle say to the other noodle?
Don’t look now, but I think we’re being followed by some pasta-bilities!
3. How do you know if a dumpling is shy?
It wonton to be left alone!
4. Why did the tofu go to the party alone?
Because it couldn’t find a date!
5. What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi!
6. I asked the waiter for a fortune cookie. He said, “Fortune cookies come after the meal.” I said, “In that case, I’ll take my dessert first!”
7. Why did the chef take up gardening?
He wanted to grow some “Wok and Roll”!
8. Why was the rice always invited to parties?
Because it was the life of the rice party!
9. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
10. How does a Chinese person order a sandwich?
Can you wok this way please?
Laugh Out Loud Chinese Knock-Knock Jokes
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggroll.
Eggroll who?
Eggroll my eyes at your jokes!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wonton.
Wonton who?
Wonton more Chinese food jokes!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dim sum.
Dim sum who?
Dim sum lights, we’re trying to sleep!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soy.
Soy who?
Soy happy you came to visit!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Choy.
Choy who?
Choy could ask, but I won’t tell!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lee.
Lee who?
Lee me alone, I’m trying to tell a joke!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Chopsticks.
Chopsticks who?
Chopsticks you up if you don’t stop telling bad jokes!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dumpling.
Dumpling who?
Dumpling, I hear a strange noise!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tofu.
Tofu who?
Tofu not to make me laugh!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rice.
Rice who?
Rice to see you!
Side-Splitting Chinese Dad Jokes
1. Why did the Chinese piano player get arrested?
Because he kept getting caught fingering the minors.
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else.
3. I’d tell you a joke about Chinese food, but it’s an hour later and you’d be hungry.
4. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I can’t seem to put it down.
5. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
6. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
7. I know a lot of jokes about retired people…but none of them work.
8. Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans.
9. I told my wife she should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
10. I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner and she said, “Somewhere I haven’t been in a while.” So I suggested the kitchen.
Roll on the Floor Funny Chinese Puns
1. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
2. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking days off.
3. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
4. I told my wife she should stop playing on the stairs. She said, “Glad you think so – it took me ages to learn ‘Stairway to Heaven’.”
5. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
6. I’m friends with a man from China who told me he’s going to make me a meal I’ll never forget. I guess you could say he’s my wok in progress.
7. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but it’s hard to find good players.
8. I used to be a doctor but I lost my patients.
9. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
10. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
Gut-Busting Chinese Humor: Cultural Jokes and Stereotypes
1. Why don’t Chinese people play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when Wong is always being watched.
2. Why did the Chinese man bring a ruler to bed?
To see how long he slept.
3. Why do Chinese people avoid elevators?
Because they never know the correct floor to stop on.
4. I told my friend I was learning Chinese online. He asked me if I was playing Solitaire.
5. Why do Chinese people make terrible sailors?
Every time they get on a boat, they bring a friend.
6. I met a Chinese man who spoke really good English.
Turns out he just liked to Rock n’ Wok.
7. Why do Chinese people have small eyes?
Because they are always squinting at their relatives!
8. What did the Chinese man say after a long day at work?
I’m Wok-tired!
9. Why do Chinese people use chopsticks instead of forks?
They don’t like using something with a prong history.
10. Why did the Chinese man carry a watermelon up a mountain?
Because he wanted to get to the very melon-top!