“A Call to Arms: The Top 10 Pun-tastic War Jokes” 1. Why did the soldier break up with his girlfriend? He couldn’t handle the long-distance grenades. 2. What did the sergeant say to the disobedient recruit? You’ve got a lot of gall to disobey my orders! 3. How does a soldier greet people in the … Read more
1. Sweet Dreams and Punny Schemes: The Best Good Night Puns to Make You Laugh Before Bed 1. I’m not a fan of the dark, but I’m a big fan of the knight. Good night! 2. Do you know why the bed didn’t sleep all night? It had too many springs! 3. If you sleep … Read more
Throwing Shade: The Top 10 Hilarious Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m just loafing around. 2. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a root canal! 3. Our local paper keeps increasing the price. I guess that’s … Read more
1. Flirting Fails: Hilarious Pun-Oopsies That Will Leave You Cringing 1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te. 2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. 3. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. 4. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. 5. … Read more
Poke Puns that Will Make You Say “Oh Fish, That’s Funny” 1. Why did the tuna bring a calculator to the party? He heard there would be a lot of number-crunching! 2. How does a fish stay in touch with his friends? He sends them e-mails! 3. What do you call a fish with no … Read more
Roar-some Humor: Hilarious Dino Puns That Will Make You Dino-Sore 1. Why did the dinosaur break up with his girlfriend? She couldn’t keep up with his dino-mite personality. 2. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. 3. How did the T-Rex feel after finishing his meal? Dino-satisfied. 4. Why did … Read more
“Show Me the Money: The Top Coin Puns That Will Make You Rich in Laughter” 1. Why did the coin go to school? Because it wanted to get smart! 2. How do coins stay warm during the winter? They wear their pocket change! 3. What did the penny say to the nickel? You’re worth more … Read more
“Snickers and Giggles: The Top Candy Bar Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh” 1. Why did the Snickers bar go to school? To get a little nutty! 2. If candy bars went to school, Snickers would be voted “Most Likely to Satisfy.” 3. What did the Snickers bar say to the Kit Kat? Give me … Read more
Pawsitively Purrfect: The Top 10 Jaguar Puns That Will Have You Roaring with Laughter 1. What do you get when you cross a jaguar with a snowman? Frostbite! 2. Why did the jaguar join the gym? He wanted to get that killer bod. 3. How does a jaguar make important phone calls? With his roar-dial. … Read more
Howling with Laughter: The Top 10 Hilarious Werewolf Puns 1. Why did the werewolf become a veterinarian? Because he wanted to take a bite out of every patient! 2. How do you stop a werewolf from biting? Apply a band-aid, it’s the silver lining. 3. What do you call a werewolf chef? A bite-sized cook! … Read more
