The “Write” Stuff: Hilarious Desk Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the desk break up with the chair? It couldn’t handle the pressure. 2. What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s and cross my t’s.” 3. How does a desk keep its secrets? It locks them in its … Read more
Show Me the Money: Hilarious Cash Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the ATM break up with his girlfriend? She kept withdrawing. 2. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. 3. Money talks, but mine just waves goodbye. 4. A penny for your thoughts… but a dollar for … Read more
Debt Puns That Will Tick(le) Your Funny Bone 1. I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around…because that’s what it’s all about debt. 2. I asked my bank to stop charging me so much interest, but they said my request was a bit too taxing. 3. Why did the … Read more
Reaching New Heights of Hilarity: The Top Roof Puns Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the roofer go to school? He wanted to nail the final exam! 2. What do you call a deer with no eyes on the roof? No idea (no-eye-deer)! 3. How do you know the roof is happy? It’s … Read more
Gouda Ideas: Punny Mice Jokes to Crack You Up 1. Why did the mouse break up with his girlfriend? He found someone better cheddar. 2. What’s a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak! 3. How does a mouse feel after a long day at work? Exhausted, he’s a real squeak-heart. 4. What do you call … Read more
Quail-ity Humor: The Funniest Quail Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the quail bring a pencil to the party? Because it heard everyone was drawing a quail-ity time! 2. What do you call a group of quails playing music? The beak street boys! 3. How do quails stay in touch with each other? Through tweet-er! … Read more
Rocking Wordplays: The Best Concert Puns to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. Why did the music teacher go to the concert? To track the band’s progress! 2. I told my friend I couldn’t go to the concert because I had a piano to attend to. He said, “That’s a key excuse!” 3. What do … Read more
Punning for Two: The Top Pregnancy Puns to Make Expecting Moms Laugh I’m not fat, I’m pregnant with pun! Due date? More like pun date! Keep calm and push on! Labor of love? More like labor of puns! Preg-nant with possibilities! Bun in the oven, more like pun in the oven! Pregnancy cravings are no … Read more
1. Thunderstruck: The Top 10 Pun-derful Thunder Jokes 1. Why was the thunderhead always unhappy? Because it had a clouded judgment! 2. What do you call a weary thundercloud? Thunder-tired! 3. How does a thunderstorm clean up after itself? With a thunder-wipe! 4. Why did the thunder break up with the lightning? It couldn’t handle … Read more
1. “Sail Away with Laughter: The Funniest Sea Puns and Dad Jokes” 1. Why did the crab never share his food? Because he was shellfish! 2. What do you call a fish magician? A magic carp! 3. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish! 4. What do you get when you cross … Read more
