Scary Good Jokes: The Top 10 Hilarious Scarecrow Puns 1. Why was the scarecrow awarded a medal? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. What did the scarecrow say to the corn stalk? Quit stalking me! 3. How does a scarecrow keep up with the times? He reads the strawberry fields journal! 4. Why … Read more
Enlighten Your Day with These Hilarious Buddha Puns 1. I asked the Buddha to pass the salt, and he said, “There is no ‘you’ and ‘I,’ only ‘us.’” 2. Did you hear about the Buddha who became a chef? He always prayed before adding seasoning, saying, “Namaste flavors!” 3. I told a Buddha joke once, … Read more
Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot: The Hottest Hot Puns to Make You LOL 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t stand the heat. It was too knead-ful. 2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 3. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? “You … Read more
Wing it with these hilarious puns and wordplays 1. I wanted to come up with a poultry pun, but I couldn’t think of any good “fowl” jokes. 2. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 3. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it… especially wings! … Read more
1. Soak Up the Laughs with These Sunny Pun-ny Jokes 1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! 2. What did the sun say to its plants? “I’m rooting for you!” 3. How does the sun cut its hair? Eclipse it! 4. Where do sunflowers go on vacation? Sun Diego! … Read more
1. Sink into Laughter: The Top Sofa Puns Guaranteed to Make You LOL 1. Why did the sofa go to therapy? It had too many springs attached. 2. I asked my sofa for relationship advice, but it just told me to cushion the blow. 3. What do you call a sofa made out of bread? … Read more
Aging Gracefully: The Top Age Puns That Will Make You Feel Young Again 1. Why did the elderly golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course? In case he got a hole in one! 2. I told my wife she should embrace her wrinkles. So she gave me a baggy shirt and told me … Read more
Roll Out the Puns: The Funniest Broadway Wordplays 1. I was going to tell a joke about Broadway, but I figured it’s too musical. 2. Why did the Broadway actor break up with their significant other? They kept hitting the wrong notes. 3. What do you call a musical about the periodic table? A chemis-tree! … Read more
1. Stressed Out? These Stress Puns Will Have You Rolling on the Floor Laughing! 1. I’m so stressed, I cancelled my subscription to the News because they were giving me too many “current events.” 2. When stress hits, just remember to take a breather…or five! 3. I tried to organize my stress, but I couldn’t … Read more
Nevermore Fun: The Top Edgar Allan Poe Puns That Will Leave You Quoth-ing for More 1. “Why did Edgar Allan Poe become a baker? To make Ends Meet.” 2. “If Poe was a gardener, his favorite plant would be Edgar Allan Rose.” 3. “What did the raven say while playing detective? ‘Quoth the raven, ‘Never … Read more
