Choppin’ it Up: The Top Helicopter Puns That Will Have You ROTORing with Laughter 1. Why did the helicopter break up with the airplane? It was tired of always being kept at arm’s length. 2. How do helicopters like to greet each other? They give a rotor handshake. 3. Why did the helicopter become a … Read more
Chew On This: The Top 10 Gum Puns That Will Stick With You 1. I’m stuck on you like gum on a sidewalk. 2. When life gives you gum, chew it out loud. 3. Why did the gum cross the road? To stick with the other side. 4. I told a chewing gum joke once, … Read more
Tango Your Way into Laughter with These Argentina Puns 1. Why did the tango dancer bring a ladder to the dance? She heard the milonga was on a higher level! 2. How do Argentinians stay cool during a heatwave? They do the cha-cha-cha! 3. What do you call a group of musicians who only play … Read more
Trout of This World: The Top 10 Best Trout Pun-derful Jokes 1. What do you call a fish who wears a crown? Trout royalty. 2. Why don’t trout like fast food? Because they prefer a slow current. 3. How do fish like their steak cooked? Well, trout medium-rare. 4. What do you call a fish … Read more
Nutty Wordplay: The Top Almond Puns That Will Crack You Up 1. I’m nuts about you, almond everything! 2. Let’s shell-ebrate with some almond champagne! 3. Almonds are always on the ‘nutting’ list. 4. I’m almond the happiest when I have a handful of almonds. 5. Almond joy is a nutty feeling! 6. Can’t stop … Read more
May the Puns Be With You: The Top Star Wars Dad Jokes 1. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side. 2. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. 3. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee. … Read more
Stitch Please! The Top 10 Lilo and Stitch Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. “Stitch me up before you go-go!” 2. “Experiment 626? More like Experiment Haha-Six!” 3. “Why did Stitch go to the doctor? He was feeling a little blue.” 4. “Stitch may be small, but his puns are out of this … Read more
Wristy Business: The Top 10 Bracelet Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. Why did the bracelet break up with the wristwatch? It couldn’t handle the ticking anymore. 2. I asked my bracelet if it wanted to go out, but it said it’s feeling a little “clasped” in. 3. What did the bracelet say to … Read more
Stirring Up Laughs: The Top Agave Puns That Will Tequila Your Funny Bone 1. Why did the agave plant win the talent show? Because it was a succulent performer! 2. What do you call it when an agave refuses to share? A plant exclusive. 3. How do agave plants stay in touch? They use aloe-vera … Read more
Claw-some Crustacean Puns: Shellebrating the Best Wordplays 1. “I’m pretty crabby in the morning until I’ve had my first cup of joe-crab.” 2. “When lobsters fall in love, they’re always ‘claw-ver’ with their compliments.” 3. “Why did the shrimp never share its treasure? Because it was a little shellfish.” 4. “I like to tell prawn … Read more
