Wrap Up the Laughs: The Top Burrito Puns That Will Have You Rolling 1. I tried to make a burrito, but I couldn’t find my wheely good tortillas! 2. Why did the burrito go to the party? Because it heard they were wrapping things up! 3. When the burrito proposed to the taco, it was … Read more
1. Pedal Power: The Top 10 Hilarious Cycling Puns 1. I’m two tired to keep up with all these cyclist puns. 2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 3. I’ve got a wheelie good feeling about these puns. 4. Did you hear about the bicycle that went to therapy? It … Read more
Thumbs Up: The Top 10 Thumb Puns That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone Did you hear about the thumb that got arrested? It was charged with assault! Why did the thumb go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a plus one! What did the thumb say to the finger? I’m in good hands! … Read more
Sail Away with Laughter: The Top Boat Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Did you hear about the boat that was arrested? It was charged with battery! 2. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the boat? To help the boat crew stay afloat! 3. What do you call a boat that’s afraid to … Read more
Hump Day Hilarity: The Top 10 Wednesday Puns Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the calendar break up with Saturday and Sunday? Because it couldn’t handle the week-long commitment. 2. What did Wednesday say to Thursday? “I’m halfway there!” 3. Why did the clock go to therapy? Because it had too many ticks … Read more
Counting on Laughter: The Top 10 Hilarious Number Puns 1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 2. I’m reading a book on the history of numbers. I’m really enjoying it from cover to cover. 3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 4. … Read more
November to Remember: The Top 10 Punny Jokes to Brighten Your Month 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in November? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky! 3. Why did the turkey join a band in November? Because he had … Read more
Get a Leg Up on Laughter: The Top Physical Therapy Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. “Why did the physical therapist go to the comedy club? To work on his stand-up routine!” 2. “I asked my physical therapist for some advice on flexibility. He said, ‘Just go with the flow!’” 3. “What do physical therapists … Read more
1. Aloha-larious: The Top 10 Hilarious Hawaii Puns 1. Why did the Hawaiian dancer go to jail? He was caught doing the hula! 2. What did the sushi say to the pineapple? You’re the pineapple of my eye! 3. How does a Hawaiian say hello to a ghost? Aloha-boooo! 4. Why did the Hawaiian bring … Read more
1. Fire Up Your Humor: The Top Dragon Puns That Will Make You Roar with Laughter 1. Why did the dragon go to the doctor? He was feeling a little hoarse. 2. What do you call a fashionable dragon? A haute couture. 3. Why don’t dragons like to play hide and seek? Because good luck … Read more
