Wrap Up the Laughs: The Top Burrito Puns That Will Have You Rolling 1. I tried to make a burrito, but I couldn’t find my wheely good tortillas! 2. Why did the burrito go to the party? Because it heard they were wrapping things up! 3. When the burrito proposed to the taco, it was … Read more
1. Pedal Power: The Top 10 Hilarious Cycling Puns 1. I’m two tired to keep up with all these cyclist puns. 2. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired! 3. I’ve got a wheelie good feeling about these puns. 4. Did you hear about the bicycle that went to therapy? It … Read more
Thumbs Up: The Top 10 Thumb Puns That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone Did you hear about the thumb that got arrested? It was charged with assault! Why did the thumb go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a plus one! What did the thumb say to the finger? I’m in good hands! … Read more
Shattering Expectations: The Top 10 Glass Puns That Will Crack You Up 1. It was love at first “pane” when I saw you. 2. The glass blower had a lot of “panes” taking care of his art. 3. When the window broke, it was a “pane” to clean up. 4. I asked the glassblower if … Read more
Knit Happens: The Top 10 Knitting Puns to Make You Laugh 1. I’m on a strictly knit diet – I only eat fiber. 2. What did the yarn say when it got tangled? “Oh knit!” 3. I’m a pro at knitting, you could say I have a talent for yarn-ing. 4. Why did the knitter … Read more
Marching into Laughter: The Top 10 Funniest March Puns 1. Why did the calendar go to therapy in March? It had too many issues to work through. 2. How does a lion greet other animals in March? “March-ing order!” 3. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping around in March? A hare-raising experience. … Read more
“Over the Hill” Puns: Hilarious Jokes for Turning 40 1. Why did the 40-year-old cross the road? To prove he’s still got it! 2. At 40, you’re not old, you’re just well-seasoned. 3. Turning 40 is like upgrading from a regular sedan to a luxury sports car. 4. You might be over the hill at … Read more
Feeling Tense? These Massage Puns Will Knead Out the Stress 1. I’m a master of deep tissue massage because I always get to the core of the problem. 2. My friend asked me if I wanted a massage, and I said, “Knead I say more?” 3. Why did the massage therapist go to school? To … Read more
“Cocoa Comedy: The Top 10 Hilarious Hot Chocolate Puns to Make You Chuckle” 1. Why did the hot chocolate break up with the coffee? It just couldn’t espresso its feelings. 2. What did the marshmallow say to the hot chocolate? You make my heart melt. 3. How does hot chocolate say goodbye? It cocoalates. 4. … Read more
Pen Puns that Will Make You Ink-correctably Laugh 1. I’m friends with every pen because they’re very ink-lusive. 2. I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless. 3. My pen was feeling blue, so I drew it a picture to cheer it up. 4. The pen industry must … Read more
