February Funnies: The Top 10 Punny Jokes to Brighten Your Month 1. Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates. 2. What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Tonight, dinner’s on me! 3. What did the groundhog say to the winter hat? You’re always on top of … Read more
Fungi-est Fun: Hilarious Mushroom Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the fungi leave the party early? There wasn’t mushroom on the dance floor! 2. What’s a mushroom’s favorite party game? Musical toadstools! 3. What did the mushroom say to the chef? “Stop being such a spore loser!” 4. How do mushrooms stay in … Read more
1. Flushing Out the Funniest Toilet Puns: A Hilarious Compilation 1. I used to have a job at a calendar factory, but I got fired for taking too many days off. 2. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! 3. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He … Read more
1. Holy Humor: 20 Hilarious Nun Puns to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. Why did the nun go to the baseball game? She heard the angels were in the outfield. 2. What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep? A roamin’ Catholic. 3. Did you hear about the nun who joined … Read more
Ouzo-ly Funny Greek Puns: Get Ready to Opa! 1. Why did the Greek chef get arrested? He was caught souvlaki-ing! 2. What do you call a Greek hero with a cold? Achilles sneeze! 3. Why did the Greek god go to therapy? He had too many Zeus issues! 4. Why do Greek statues never get … Read more
Ear-resistible Humor: 20 Hilarious Ear Puns to Tickle Your Funny Bone 1. I’m all ears when it comes to hearing your puns. 2. Did you hear about the musician who broke his ear drum? He couldn’t handle the beat. 3. Why did the ear go to the doctor? It had an ear-ritation. 4. My friend … Read more
Leg-pun-y as Usual: 20 Hilarious Leg Puns to Make You Laugh 1. I kneed to tell you a joke about legs, but I can’t stand it anymore! 2. Did you hear about the marathon runner with only one leg? He’s hopping to the finish line! 3. My dog ate my homework, but I guess you … Read more
Sniffing Out the Best Nose Puns: 20 Hilarious Jokes to Make Your Friends Chuckle 1. Why did the nose refuse to go to the party? It didn’t want to pick up any bad scents. 2. What do you call a nose that tells bad jokes? A snotty comedian. 3. How does a nose smell? Terribly! … Read more
Out of This World: 20 Hilarious Star Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! 2. What did one star say to the other star? “You’re out of this world!” 3. How do you organize a space party? You planet! 4. Why couldn’t the bicycle … Read more
Slithering into Laughter: 20 Hiss-terical Snake Puns 1. Why did the snake go to school? To improve his hiss-tory grades! 2. What do you call a snake who works for the government? A civil serpent! 3. How do snakes end a fight? They hiss and make up! 4. What did the snake say to the … Read more
