Rise and Shine: The Funniest Morning Puns to Start Your Day 1. I’m not a morning person, I’m a mourning person. 2. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 3. I used to be a morning person, but then I realized that I can sleep in and still be … Read more
Clowning Around: The Top Circus Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny! 2. What did the circus performers use to catch their fish? Tightrope-ers! 3. How do you make a clown stop smiling? You tickle its funny bone! 4. What … Read more
Hormonally Hilarious: The Top Endocrine Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Pancreas Off 1. Why did the adrenal gland break up with the thyroid gland? It just couldn’t handle the pressure. 2. I was going to tell a joke about cortisol, but it’s really stressing me out. 3. The endocrine system is gland-tastic! 4. … Read more
1. Holy Humor, Batman! The Best Batman Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did Batman and Robin never use laptops? Because the Bat-computer always crashed! 2. What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale. 3. What’s Batman’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line! 4. Why did Batman and Robin never … Read more
Ribbiting Humor: The Top 10 Frog Puns That Will Hoppy You Up Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them! How do frogs stay in shape? They jump to it! What do you call a frog who wants to be a detective? An investi-gator! Why was the frog so confused? It couldn’t … Read more
“Chincredible Pun-demonium: The Top 10 Chin-tastic Jokes” 1. Why did the chin go to the party? Because it wanted to “chindentify” itself! 2. What do you call a line of chins? A “chinqueue”! 3. Did you hear about the chin that won the lottery? It was “chincredibly” lucky! 4. How does a chin greet another … Read more
1. Hoppily Ever After: The Best Beer Puns to Make You Hoppy 1. Why did the IPA break up with the stout? They were just too bitter for each other. 2. I’m not drunk, I’m barley sober. 3. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! (Get it? Gummy beer!) 4. … Read more
Order in the Court: The Top 10 Punniest Legal Jokes 1. Why do attorneys always carry a pencil? In case they need to draw their conclusions. 2. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 3. Why was the lawyer always calm? Because they knew how to de-fence themselves. 4. What … Read more
Flabby Fun: The Top 10 Fat Puns That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter 1. I’m not overweight, I’m just undertall. 2. Why did the salad go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date. 3. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 4. I tried to lose … Read more
Soothing Sounds and Silly Sayings: The Top Jazz Puns to Make You Laugh 1. What do you call a sleepwalking jazz musician? A roam-in’ numeral. 2. Why did the jazz musician break up with his piano? It wasn’t his type. 3. How do jazz musicians stay cool? They use harmony. 4. What do you call … Read more
