Vitamin Wordplay: A Punny List of the Best Dad Jokes 1. Why did the vitamin go to school? Because it wanted to become a supplement-algebra teacher! 2. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of vitamin? Vitamin Sea! 3. Why did the orange take a vitamin? Because it wanted to peel good! 4. How does a broccoli … Read more
“Knot Your Average Jokes: The Best Funny Pun Knots” 1. Why did the sailor bring a rope to the party? He wanted to tie one on! 2. What do you call a piece of rope that likes to tell jokes? A pun-twine! 3. How do sailors communicate in code? They use knautical knots! 4. Why … Read more
Punny Picks: The Top 10 Hilarious Wordplay Jokes 1. I’m reading a book on the history of glue. I just can’t seem to put it down. 2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 3. I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re … Read more
1. Hilarious JavaScript Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. I’m trying to console.log my feelings, but they keep returning undefined. 2. Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn’t know how to handle rejection (promises). 3. I asked my JavaScript code for a miracle, but it returned NaN. 4. Why do JavaScript developers … Read more
Making a Splash: The Top 10 Swimming Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? Shellfish! 2. Why did the lifeguard kick the elephants out of the pool? They kept trying to do the trunk stroke. 3. How does a ghost keep cool in the pool? With scare … Read more
Swipe Right for Laughs: The Top 10 Hilarious Tinder Puns to Spice Up Your Chat 1. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest. 2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your profile, everyone else disappears. 3. Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should I unmatch and … Read more
Punny Tech Jokes to Make You LOL Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs! What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard? A screensaver! Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open! How does a computer take a coffee break? It sips on its Java! Why … Read more
Nick of Time: The Top 10 Puntastic Nick Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Nick of all trades, master of puns. 2. Nicky Mouse sure knows how to make you grin. 3. Let’s give a round of applaud-nicks for these hilarious puns. 4. When in doubt, just ask Nick for a pun. 5. Don’t be … Read more
Flame on: The hottest grilling puns to make you laugh out loud 1. What do you call a group of grizzly bears around a grill? A BBQ bruin-ade! 2. Why did the tomato turn red at the BBQ? Because it saw the salad dressing! 3. How does a steak say hello at the BBQ? With … Read more
Heavenly Hilarity: The Top 10 Pun-derful Jokes About the Afterlife 1. Why did the angel go to school? To improve her halo-tions! 2. How do angels communicate? By using their halos! 3. What do you call a group of angels singing together? A harp choir. 4. Why did the angel break up with the devil? … Read more
