1. Shaken, Not Stirred: The Top Martini Puns to Make You Giggle 1. I’m a martini, so I’m naturally shaken, not stirred. 2. Olive you so much, it’s making me vermouth. 3. My love for martinis is gin-credible. 4. I only drink martinis on days that end in “y”. 5. I like my martinis how … Read more
Gnome Sweet Gnome: The Top Gnome Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. I’m not gnomebody, I’m everybody! 2. Gnome matter how hard I try, I can’t resist a good pun. 3. You gnome you’re in trouble when the gnome puns start rolling. 4. I asked the gnome to teach me how to dance, he … Read more
Spin Cycle Smiles: The Top Washing Machine Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. I’m not sure if my washing machine is working properly, it keeps throwing in the towel. 2. Why did the washing machine break up with the dryer? They just couldn’t come clean about their feelings. 3. My washing machine asked for … Read more
Sneakily Hilarious: The Top Ninja Puns for a Good Laugh 1. Why did the ninja go to the eye doctor? Because he couldn’t see through his mask! 2. What do you call a group of musical ninjas? The Kung Fu Fighters! 3. When is a ninja baker’s favorite time to make dough? At yeast-thirty! 4. … Read more
“Aching for a Laugh: The Top ACL Puns to Keep You in Stitches” 1. “Why did the ACL go to therapy? To work out its issues.” 2. “What dance do injured ACLs love? The limping cha-cha.” 3. “How did the ACL get a job? It knee-ded to support itself.” 4. “Why did the ACL break … Read more
Soak Up the Laughs with These Hilarious Sun Puns 1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! 2. How does the sun say hello? “Hi there, sunshine!” 3. What did the sun say to the ice cube? “You’re making me melt!” 4. Why did the sun go to therapy? It … Read more
Roommate Roasts: The Top 10 Punniest Jokes to Crack with Your Housemates 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m just loafing around. 3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of … Read more
Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Joke GIFs! 1. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings! 2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 3. How does a penguin build its home? Igloos it together! 4. I used to be a baker, but … Read more
Chilly Pun-sational Jokes to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? Because it was a brrr-king retriever! 2. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! 3. How does a snowman get around? By riding an ice-icle! 4. What did the snowman say to … Read more
Brace Yourself for a Laugh: The Top 10 Braces Puns That Will Make You Smile 1. I told my dentist I wanted a brace for my teeth. He said, “Let’s get a plan in a brace.” 2. Why did the dentist give the braces a high-five? They were doing a great job aligning! 3. What … Read more
