Hump Day Hilarity: The Top 10 Wednesday Puns Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the calendar break up with Saturday and Sunday? Because it couldn’t handle the week-long commitment. 2. What did Wednesday say to Thursday? “I’m halfway there!” 3. Why did the clock go to therapy? Because it had too many ticks … Read more
Counting on Laughter: The Top 10 Hilarious Number Puns 1. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. 2. I’m reading a book on the history of numbers. I’m really enjoying it from cover to cover. 3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 4. … Read more
November to Remember: The Top 10 Punny Jokes to Brighten Your Month 1. Why did the scarecrow win an award in November? Because he was outstanding in his field! 2. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky! 3. Why did the turkey join a band in November? Because he had … Read more
Get a Leg Up on Laughter: The Top Physical Therapy Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. “Why did the physical therapist go to the comedy club? To work on his stand-up routine!” 2. “I asked my physical therapist for some advice on flexibility. He said, ‘Just go with the flow!’” 3. “What do physical therapists … Read more
1. Aloha-larious: The Top 10 Hilarious Hawaii Puns 1. Why did the Hawaiian dancer go to jail? He was caught doing the hula! 2. What did the sushi say to the pineapple? You’re the pineapple of my eye! 3. How does a Hawaiian say hello to a ghost? Aloha-boooo! 4. Why did the Hawaiian bring … Read more
1. Digging for Laughs: The Top Mining Puns and Jokes 1. Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? He wanted to get a little boulder! 2. How do miners stay in touch with their friends? They give them a ring! 3. What do you call a canary that has just found gold? … Read more
Monkeying Around: The Top 10 Hilarious Monkey Puns and Jokes 1. Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had a-peel! 2. What do you call a monkey in a tree? A branch manager! 3. How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! 4. What did the monkey say when … Read more
Pump up the Laughter: The Top 10 Heart Puns Guaranteed to Make You Smile 1. Why did the heart break up with the liver? It just couldn’t stomach the drama. 2. How does the heart rate stay in shape? It does cardiovascular exercise! 3. What did the grape say to the heart? You’re vein. 4. … Read more
Chomping Up the Competition: The Top Alligator Puns That Will Have You Rolling 1. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator. 2. Why did the alligator start a band? Because he had a mean bite drum. 3. How does an alligator like his steak? Medium rare. 4. Why are alligators always … Read more
Spicing Up Your Day: The Top Curry Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the curry refuse to dance? It had no naan partner! 2. What did the curry say to the rice? You are my basmati! 3. What do you call a fake curry? An impasta! 4. Why was the curry chef … Read more
