Mocha Magic: The Top 10 Punny Picks for Your Caffeine Fix 1. Why did the espresso file a police report? It got mugged. 2. What do you call sad coffee? Depresso. 3. How does a coffee bean say goodbye? Brew-ta la vista. 4. What do you call a sleeping coffee? A dream-o. 5. Why did … Read more
Cardinal Puns that Will Have You Cheep-ing with Laughter 1. Why did the cardinal sit on the computer? He wanted to tweet. 2. What do you call a cardinal who loves to dance? A jazzy red bird. 3. How does a cardinal keep track of his appointments? With a beak planner. 4. Why was the … Read more
Top 10 Pastrami Puns that Will Have You Rolling with Laughter 1. I’m not a magician, but I can make pastrami disappear in no time! 2. I asked the pastrami if it wanted to dance, but it said it was too wrapped up in itself. 3. Pastrami is like a hug in a sandwich – … Read more
“Brace Yourselves: The Top Overwatch Puns That Will Have You LOL-ing” Why did the Reaper break up with his girlfriend? She wanted more “space.” What did Tracer say to her coffee mug? “Cheers, love! The coffee’s here!” Why did Winston bring a peanut butter jar to the party? He heard it was a “spread”. What … Read more
Out of This World Humor: The Top Galaxy Puns That Will Have You Seeing Stars Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! What did the astronaut use to keep his pants up? An asteroid belt! How does a scientist freshen their breath? With comet mints! Why don’t aliens eat clowns? … Read more
Taco ’bout hilarious: The top taco puns that will make you laugh out loud 1. Why did the taco go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a shell of a good time! 2. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese – it’s for my taco! 3. How … Read more
Mitten Madness: Hilarious Michigan Puns to Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. Why did the Michigan football team go to the bank? To get their quarterback! 2. What do you call a group of Michiganders stuck in traffic? A slow jam. 3. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems, just … Read more
Punny Business: The Top 10 Advertising Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. “I used to play piano by ear, but now I make ads by PowerPoint.” 2. “I’m a big fan of wind turbines, they really blow me away.” 3. “I used to be a baker, but now I make dough in advertising.” 4. … Read more
Rack ‘Em Up: The Top Antler Puns That Will Buck You Up 1. “What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer!” 2. “Why did the buck join the library? He heard it had a lot of does.” 3. “I asked the deer if he wanted a cup of tea; he said, ‘Oh, … Read more
Tipsy Terminology: The Most Hilarious Hangover Puns 1. I can’t believe I drank so much last night – I’m grapeful I made it home! 2. My headache isn’t just a pain in the glass, it’s a whole bottle! 3. I’m not hungover, I’m just experiencing a wine flu. 4. I swore I wouldn’t drink, but … Read more
