“Spice up Your Life: The Funniest Parsley Puns Around” 1. What did the parsley say to the chef? “Don’t leaf me out of this dish!” 2. Why did the parsley go to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a smashing thyme! 3. How does parsley greet its friends? With a leafy … Read more
Deliciously Punny: A Compilation of Empanada Wordplays 1. Empanadas are a turnover for the better! 2. Want a recipe for making empanadas? Just dough it! 3. Did you hear about the famous empanada chef? He really knows how to fold ’em! 4. Empanadas are like a hug in a crust. 5. I’m a real empanada … Read more
Say Cheese-cake: The Most Gouda Cheesecake Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the cheesecake go to the therapist? It had too many layers. 2. How do you know a cheesecake is too sweet? It’s always getting compliments. 3. What did the cheesecake say to the hungry stomach? I’ll dessert you right. 4. Why … Read more
Genetically Hilarious: The Best Genetics Puns That Will Make You Double Helix with Laughter 1. I would tell you a DNA joke, but it would be unzippingly hilarious. 2. Did you hear about the geneticist who loved puns? He CRISPR-ed every opportunity to make a joke. 3. Why did the biologist break up with the … Read more
Digging Deep: The Top Soil Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the soil always make excellent music? Because it had good roots! 2. Soil never lies because it always tells the dirt! 3. What did the lovestruck soil say to its crush? You make my heart skip a pebble! 4. Why did … Read more
Got Milk? Check Out These Hilarious Lactose Puns 1. I’m on a dairy-free diet, but that’s just a bunch of bleu cheese. 2. What do you call a cow that likes to argue? A dairy debater. 3. Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way. 4. I asked my friend … Read more
David the Pun-slinger: Top David puns that will make you groan and laugh simultaneously 1. Why did David refuse to play hide and seek? Because good puns always find him! 2. David’s favorite exercise? Running jokes! 3. What did David say when he won the pun competition? It was a David-tory! 4. Why did David … Read more
Hilarious Hello: The Top Welcome Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. “You’re bacon me crazy with how awesome you are!” 2. “Well, arenut you just the coolest person I’ve ever met!” 3. “Lettuce welcome you with open arms!” 4. “You’re one in a melon- come on in!” 5. “Olive you need is love and … Read more
1. “Getting War-framed: The Ultimate List of Warframe Puns to Make You Laugh” 1. Why did the Warframe stay indoors? Because it didn’t have the Excalibur to go outside! 2. What did the Tenno say to the Warframe when it kept missing the target? “You need to Loki better next time!” 3. How does a … Read more
Nail Your Sense of Humor with These Puns: 1. Why was the hammer always calm? It knew how to stay hammered. 2. Did you hear about the screw that went to a party? It got hammered! 3. What did the hammer say to the nail? You’re looking sharp today! 4. Why did the nail refuse … Read more
