Clowning Around: The Top 10 Hilarious Clown Puns 1. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny! 2. How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him with a pie in the face! 3. Why don’t clowns ever do well in school? Because they always clown around! … Read more
Feeling Blue-tiful: The Best Blue Puns to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the blue crayon start feeling down? It was feeling a little “draw-sy.” 2. What did the ocean say to the shore? “I’m feeling a little blue today.” 3. How does a painter cope with feeling blue? They just brush it off. 4. … Read more
1. Snip, Snip! The Top 10 Vasectomy Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud 1. “My vasectomy went smoothly, it was a cut above the rest.” 2. “I told my wife getting a vasectomy was a snip decision.” 3. “After my vasectomy, I’m feeling a little testy.” 4. “I asked the doctor if he … Read more
Shrimply Hilarious: The Top 10 Shrimp Puns That Will Make You Crack Up 1. What did the shrimp say when it got a compliment? “Thanks, I’m feeling shellfish today!” 2. Why did the shrimp refuse to share its treasure? Because it was a little shellfish! 3. How do shrimp communicate underwater? Using prawnounciation! 4. What … Read more
Bean There, Done That: The Top 10 Bean Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. I’m a soybean, but I could never be a rapper – I’ve got no flow. 2. Why did the green bean go to school? To become a string bean! 3. People who sell coffee beans are called mugs. 4. I … Read more
1. Holy Hilarity: The Top Jesus Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud 1. Why did Jesus make a great baseball player? Because he always got to third base! 2. What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin’ Catholic! 3. How does Jesus make his tea? Hebrews it! 4. Why did Jesus refuse … Read more
1. Beef Up Your Humor: The Top Hamburger Puns That Will Make You Flip 1. Why did the hamburger go to the gym? To get better buns! 2. What do you call a hamburger that’s a detective? Sherlock Moans. 3. Why did the hamburger break up with the hot dog? It couldn’t ketchup to its … Read more
Prime Cuts: The Most Hilarious Meat Puns to Make You Laugh 1. I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals – I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants. 2. You’re bacon me crazy! 3. I’m a big fan of cooking with wine… sometimes I even put it in the food. 4. I’m not a butcher, … Read more
Knock, Knock: Hilarious Door Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the door refuse to open? Because it was ajar! 2. What did the door say to the doorknob? “You turn me on!” 3. How does a door communicate with other doors? Through the hinges of course! 4. Why was the door so good … Read more
Seal the Deal with These Hilarious Seal Puns 1. What do you call a seal that can juggle? A balancer. 2. Why did the seal go to the beach? To catch some rays. 3. How do seals keep in touch? They send each other seal-mail. 4. What do you call a seal that can play … Read more
