Punny Business: The Top Name Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. Now I’m a banker named Penny. 2. I used to work at a calendar factory but I got fired for taking too many days off. 3. I told my … Read more
Top 10 Hilarious Drug Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. 2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 3. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going … Read more
Whisking Up Laughs: The Top Baking Puns to Make Your Friends Crumble with Laughter 1. I knead to tell you a joke about bread, but it’s just too crumby. 2. Baking puns are just my bread and butter. 3. Did you hear about the baker who got locked out of his bakery? He couldn’t get … Read more
Fan-tastic Puns: The Top 10 Fan-ny Jokes for Fanatics 1. Why did the fan go to school? To get a little “blow” education. 2. What did the fan say to the thermostat? You’re a real “cool” dude. 3. How do fans greet each other? They “whirl” wind each other. 4. Why was the fan always … Read more
1. Seeing the Humor: A List of Hilarious Blind Puns 1. I used to be a psychic, but I didn’t see that job working out. 2. Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. 3. I told my friend he was going bald, and he couldn’t see it … Read more
Giddy Up: Saddle Up for Some Hilarious Cowboy Puns! 1. Why did the cowboy break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to be a lonesome cowboy. 2. What do you call a cowboy’s bed? A horse bed! 3. How does a cowboy keep his hat from blowing away? With a stampede! 4. What do you … Read more
Ace-ing the Game: The Top Tennis Puns That Will Have You Serving Up Laughter 1. What do you call a snowman who plays tennis? A “serve-volley”! 2. Why did the tennis player bring string to the match? In case they needed to “tie-break”! 3. How do tennis players stay cool during a match? They use … Read more
Stamp of Approval: The Top 10 Mail Puns That Will Have You Laughing 1. I’m envelope-d in laughter every time I receive a letter! 2. What do you call a letter carrier who breaks the speed limit? A felon in the mail! 3. Why did the letter go to school? To become envelope-educated! 4. How … Read more
Hooked on Hilarity: The Top 10 Crochet Puns That Will Knot Disappoint 1. What did the yarn say to the crochet hook? “I’m all wound up!” 2. Why did the crocheter bring a ladder to the yarn store? To scale up their project! 3. How did the crocheter fix their broken heart? With a needle … Read more
Alpaca-puns: The Top 10 Hilarious and Wooly Jokes 1. What do you call an alpaca with no legs? Unalanced. 2. Why did the alpaca wear a tuxedo? He was going to a llama-land event. 3. What do you get when you cross an alpaca with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper. 4. Why did the alpaca … Read more
