Sitting Pretty: The Top 10 Seat Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. I’m not just any chair, I’m recline royalty. 2. Sitting in this seat always cushions the blow. 3. Hey seat, did you hear the one about the armrest? It’s pretty uplifting. 4. I asked my chair to tell me a joke, but it … Read more
“Buzzworthy Bug Puns: Insects Just Got a Lot Funnier!” 1. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee! 2. Why did the firefly sit on the lightbulb? Because it was de-lighted! 3. How do bees brush their hair? With a honeycomb! 4. Why was the insect unhappy with its … Read more
1. ComPOSTively Hilarious: The Top 10 Compost Puns That Will Make You ROTFL 1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 2. What did the compost say to the soil? “You’re the rot to my roll!” 3. Why was the compost bin such a good listener? Because it was all … Read more
Roar-Some Dinosaur Puns: Jurassic Jokes for a Good Laugh 1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. 2. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent. 3. How do you know if there’s a dinosaur under your bed? Your nose touches the ceiling. … Read more
Chillingly Hilarious: Top 10 Polar Bear Puns 1. What do you call a polar bear in the jungle? Lost. 2. Why did the polar bear refuse dessert? Because he was already stuffed! 3. How do polar bears keep their houses cool? With bear conditioning! 4. What do you get when you cross a polar bear … Read more
Hilarious Hustlers: The Top Entrepreneur Puns Guaranteed to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the entrepreneur bring string to the meeting? Because he wanted to tie up loose ends! 2. Why did the entrepreneur go broke? Because he couldn’t keep his business afloat! 3. What did the entrepreneur say to the investor who doubted him? … Read more
“Fungus Among Us: The Top 10 Last of Us Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud” 1. Why did the infected go to the party? Because they heard it was a spore-tacular event! 2. What did the clicker say to the runner? Stop running around in circles and let’s stick together! 3. How do … Read more
Shockingly Funny EKG Puns: A Pulse-raising Collection 1. “Why did the EKG machine break up with the blood pressure monitor? It couldn’t handle the ups and downs of their relationship.” 2. “I asked my friend to pass me the EKG printout, but he said he didn’t have the heart to.” 3. “What did the EKG … Read more
Stepping Up the Puns: The Top 10 Hilarious Wordplay Jokes 1. I’ve been taking step classes at the gym, but I always end up on the wrong foot. 2. Did you hear about the guy who fell down the stairs? He’s really taking a step backwards in life. 3. My therapist told me to take … Read more
Sunny Side Up: Hilarious Summer Puns to Keep You Laughing 1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! 2. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle! 3. Did you hear about the vegetable that became a detective? It was an undercover cop. 4. How do you … Read more
