1. Time Flies When You’re Having Puns: The Top Clock Puns That Will Tick(le) Your Funny Bone 1. I used to be a clock, but I lost my hands. Now I’m just timeless. 2. Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. 3. Why … Read more
Nut-urally Funny: The Top Nut Puns That Will Crack You Up 1. I’m going nuts over you! 2. This joke is driving me cashew! 3. Don’t be pistachio late! 4. I’m walnutty for puns. 5. Let’s hazelnut forget to laugh. 6. Almond joy when I tell a good pun. 7. I’m on a roll, pecan … Read more
Total Eclipse of the Pun: The Best Eclipse Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter! 2. What did the moon say to the sun during the eclipse? “You’re blocking my shine!” 3. How does the moon cut his hair during an eclipse? Eclipse it! … Read more
Checkmate the Competition: The Top 10 Chess Puns Guaranteed to Make You LOL 1. Why did the chess piece go to the therapist? Because it had too many unresolved issues. 2. What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. … Read more
Arm Yourself with Laughter: The Top Arm Puns and Dad Jokes 1. I had to break up with my gym buddy. He was too much of a bicep-tacle. 2. Why did the bodybuilder bring a ladder to the gym? He heard he needed to work on his tricep-reps. 3. I asked my personal trainer to … Read more
Denim-ite Puns: The Top 10 Hilarious Jokes to Make You LOL in Your Jeans 1. Why did the denim jacket go to therapy? It had too many blue feelings. 2. What did the denim say to the pants? You’re jean-etically different. 3. How does a denim chicken say hello? Denim-doo! 4. Why did the denim … Read more
1. Seeing the Humor: A List of Hilarious Blind Puns 1. I used to be a psychic, but I didn’t see that job working out. 2. Why did the blind man fall down the well? Because he couldn’t see that well. 3. I told my friend he was going bald, and he couldn’t see it … Read more
Giddy Up: Saddle Up for Some Hilarious Cowboy Puns! 1. Why did the cowboy break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to be a lonesome cowboy. 2. What do you call a cowboy’s bed? A horse bed! 3. How does a cowboy keep his hat from blowing away? With a stampede! 4. What do you … Read more
Prime Cuts: The Most Hilarious Meat Puns to Make You Laugh 1. I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals – I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants. 2. You’re bacon me crazy! 3. I’m a big fan of cooking with wine… sometimes I even put it in the food. 4. I’m not a butcher, … Read more
Knock, Knock: Hilarious Door Puns to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the door refuse to open? Because it was ajar! 2. What did the door say to the doorknob? “You turn me on!” 3. How does a door communicate with other doors? Through the hinges of course! 4. Why was the door so good … Read more
