Rugging It Out: The Top Rug Puns That Will Floor You 1. Why did the rug go to school? To get an education in carpetistry. 2. What do you call a rug that loves to dance? A tango mat. 3. Why did the rug break up with the floor? It couldn’t handle the rough patches. … Read more
Raw and Rollin’: The Funniest Sushi Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi! 2. Why did the sushi blush? Because it saw the soy sauce! 3. How do you make a sushi dance? Put a little wasa-bi in it! 4. What did the sushi say … Read more
The Big Ben-onanza: Hilarious London Puns and Wordplays What did Big Ben say to the London Eye? “Hands up if you’re ticklish!” Why did the clock break up with the calendar? It just couldn’t take all the seconds ticking by. How does Big Ben stay in shape? It does clock-outs! Why did the tourist refuse … Read more
1. “Got Guts? The Top 10 Humerus Anatomy Puns That Will Make You Ribs Hurt” 1. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with! 2. Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself! 3. I used … Read more
Criminal Wordplay: The Funniest Crime Puns You’ll Ever Hear 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So now I’m a doughnut thief. 2. The thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 3. The magician got arrested for pulling a rabbit out of a hat without a hare permit. … Read more
Winging It: The Top Seagull Puns That Will Have You Squawking with Laughter 1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 2. What do you call a group of seagulls flying in formation? A seagle squadron. 3. How does a seagull clean itself? With a … Read more
“Punny Storage Solutions: Clever Wordplays to Brighten Your Day” 1. The key to organization is to lock it down! 2. I tried to organize my CDs, but it just ended up being a dis-track-ter. 3. I bought a new vacuum, and it really sucks – in a good way! 4. My closet may be messy, … Read more
Tapped Into Humor: The Top Tap Puns That Will Leave You Laughing Tap dancing is all fun and games until someone gets hurt…then it’s a tap tragedy! Why did the tap go to therapy? It had trouble expressing itself! What do you call a tap that’s good at math? A tap root! Why did the … Read more
Getting Acute with Geometry Puns: The ultimate list of wordplays that will make you laugh 1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why. 2. Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. 3. I was going to tell you a joke about circles, but it … Read more
Hairy Hilarity: The Top Waxing Puns that Will Have You in Stitches 1. Why did the waxing therapist break up with her boyfriend? He couldn’t handle the heat! 2. I went to get a wax and ended up getting stripped of my dignity. 3. Did you hear about the comedian who only tells jokes about … Read more
