1. “Got Guts? The Top 10 Humerus Anatomy Puns That Will Make You Ribs Hurt” 1. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with! 2. Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself! 3. I used … Read more
Criminal Wordplay: The Funniest Crime Puns You’ll Ever Hear 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So now I’m a doughnut thief. 2. The thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 3. The magician got arrested for pulling a rabbit out of a hat without a hare permit. … Read more
Winging It: The Top Seagull Puns That Will Have You Squawking with Laughter 1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 2. What do you call a group of seagulls flying in formation? A seagle squadron. 3. How does a seagull clean itself? With a … Read more
“Punny Storage Solutions: Clever Wordplays to Brighten Your Day” 1. The key to organization is to lock it down! 2. I tried to organize my CDs, but it just ended up being a dis-track-ter. 3. I bought a new vacuum, and it really sucks – in a good way! 4. My closet may be messy, … Read more
Tapped Into Humor: The Top Tap Puns That Will Leave You Laughing Tap dancing is all fun and games until someone gets hurt…then it’s a tap tragedy! Why did the tap go to therapy? It had trouble expressing itself! What do you call a tap that’s good at math? A tap root! Why did the … Read more
Getting Acute with Geometry Puns: The ultimate list of wordplays that will make you laugh 1. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why. 2. Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. 3. I was going to tell you a joke about circles, but it … Read more
Hairy Hilarity: The Top Waxing Puns that Will Have You in Stitches 1. Why did the waxing therapist break up with her boyfriend? He couldn’t handle the heat! 2. I went to get a wax and ended up getting stripped of my dignity. 3. Did you hear about the comedian who only tells jokes about … Read more
1. Bursting with Laughter: The Top Starburst Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. 2. Why did the Starburst go to school? To become a little more sharp. 3. Why did the Starburst break up with the … Read more
Puntastic Picks: The Top 10 Punniest Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. 2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down. 3. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room. 4. I told … Read more
Berry Funny: The Top Fruit Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? “If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.” Why don’t you ever tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the watermelon is … Read more
