Extra! Extra! Read All About It: The Top News Puns That Will Make You LOL 1. The weatherman got cold feet during the forecast – he was snow joke. 2. The crime in the city is getting out of hand – it’s a real headline stealer. 3. The journalist couldn’t stop making paper puns – … Read more
Fueling the Fun: Top Gasoline Pun-derful Jokes 1. I tried to make a gasoline joke, but it didn’t fuel right. 2. My dad used to work at a gas station, but he got fired for pumping up the customers with his puns. 3. Why did the gasoline break up with the diesel? They were just … Read more
1. Locking in Laughs: The Top 10 Hilarious Lock Puns 1. I tried to unlock a door with a tree branch, but it didn’t work. I guess you could say I’m stumped. 2. Why did the locksmith get locked out of his house? Because he lost his keys-lock. 3. The key to a good lock … Read more
Buzz-Worthy Mosquito Puns: Hilarious Wordplays to Make You Laugh 1. Why did the mosquito go to school? He wanted to become a blood donor. 2. What do you call a mosquito with a pistol? An assassin. 3. Why did the mosquito sit on the piano? He wanted to play some blood-curdling music. 4. What is … Read more
“Prickly Humor: 10 Hilarious Succulent Puns That Will Make You LOL” Why did the cactus cross the road? To prove he wasn’t a succ-a-loser! I’m a succa for succulents! What did the succulent say to its very demanding owner? “I’m a little prickly when it comes to attention!” Why do succulents make terrible secret agents? … Read more
Prime Time Puns: The Funniest Amazon Wordplays 1. What did the dog say when he received his Amazon package? “I got a paw-some delivery!” 2. Why did the man bring a ladder to the Amazon warehouse? Because he heard they had Prime rib! 3. How does Amazon like their eggs? Prime boiled. 4. What did … Read more
Pie in the Sky: The Top Pi Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. 3. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 4. I’m … Read more
Shedding Some Laughs: The Top Shed Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the shed break up with the house? It needed more space to find itself. 2. What’s a shed’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal. 3. How does a shed answer the phone? Shhhhh-ed here! 4. What do you call a shed that won’t … Read more
Yosemite or Yosem-ighty? The Top Yosemite Puns That Will Rock Your Socks Off 1. Why did the rock go to Yosemite? It needed a little space to boulder. 2. What did the tree say to the hiker in Yosemite? You’re looking fir-tastic! 3. How does a mountain stay warm in Yosemite? It puts on a … Read more
Killer Whale of Laughs: The Top Orca Puns and Jokes 1. What did the orca say to the seal? “Just keep swimming, I’m having a whale of a time!” 2. Why did the orca bring a ladder to the sea? To reach the high tide! 3. How did the orca apologize for being late to … Read more
