Top Cannibal Jokes, Cannibal Puns, Cannibal Dad Jokes & More

In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best cannibal jokes, cannibal puns and cannibal dad jokes to make you laugh.

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Top 10 Hilarious Cannibal Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Laugh Out Loud

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She was just too bony for his taste!
How do cannibals like their coffee? With a little stir in it!
What do you call a cannibal who is always happy? A meat-eorologist!
Why did the cannibal go to the dentist? To improve his bite!
Why did the cannibal feel sick? He had a bad case of butterflies in his stomach!
What do you call a cannibal who is on a diet? A vegetarian!
What did the cannibal say while eating a clown? This tastes funny!
Why don’t cannibals play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
What do you call a group of cannibals playing a game? A munch of gamers!
Why did the cannibal get expelled from school? He was caught buttering up his classmates!

Why did the cannibal go to the therapist? He wanted to get a bite out of his anger issues!
Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Lady fingers!
Why did the cannibal start a cooking show? He wanted to show off his killer recipes!
What do you call a cannibal who is good at math? Count Drocula!
Why was the cannibal chef banned from the restaurant? He kept losing his head!
What did the cannibal say after eating a clown? Tastes funny, but I could use a little more meat on the bones!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny!
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a comedian? This guy’s a real riot!
Why did the cannibal go broke? He lost his appetite!

Why did the cannibal refuse to eat the tightrope walker? He was afraid of getting a bad taste in his mouth!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite game? Swallow the leader!
Why did the cannibal call off the wedding? He thought his bride-to-be was a little too sweet!
How do cannibals make long-distance calls? They use a tele-fork!
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his mouth and moved on!
Why did the cannibal open a funeral home? He wanted to make a killing!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal!
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She was always two-faced!
What did the cannibal say after eating a famous painter? That was a real masterpiece!
Why did the cannibal’s date go so well? They really hit it off!

Why did the cannibal become a vegetarian? He didn’t have the stomach for it!
What do cannibals drink with their coffee? A cup of Joe!
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny!
Why did the cannibal go broke? He bit off more than he could chew!
What did the cannibal say after eating a philosopher? That was a deep dish!
Why did the cannibal get a job in the bakery? He wanted to make a little dough!
What do you get when you cross a cannibal and a fashion designer? A man-eating dress!
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
What did the cannibal say at the family reunion? Hi, nice to meat you!
Why did the cannibal join the soccer team? He heard they needed a good header!