In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best bomb jokes, bomb puns and bomb dad jokes to make you laugh.
“Tick, Tick, Boom: The Top 10 Explosively Funny Bomb Jokes”
1. Why did the bomb refuse to explode?
Because it didn’t want to blow up the competition.
2. What do you call an explosive potato?
A kamikaze spud.
3. Why did the bomb go to school?
To become a little banger.
4. How do you throw a party for a bomb?
You make sure it’s lit!
5. What do you call a bomb that refuses to share?
Shellfish.
6. Why did the bomb become a teacher?
It wanted to impart some wisdom.
7. What did the bomb say to the clock?
“I’m about to have a blast, tick tock.”
8. Why was the bomb always happy?
Because it had a short fuse.
9. What do you call a bomb that doesn’t explode?
A dud-ley.
10. Why did the bomb become a comedian?
It had a knack for explosive punchlines.
“Blow Away Your Friends with These Hilarious Bomb Jokes”
1. How do you apologize to a bomb?
You defuse the situation.
2. What do you call a bomb in a bakery?
A pie-rotechnic.
3. Why did the bomb go to therapy?
It had some serious explosive issues.
4. Why did the bomb have a great sense of humor?
It always had a blast.
5. What did the bomb say to the explosive expert?
“You da bomb!”
6. How does a bomb like to start a conversation?
With a bang.
7. What do you call a bomb with an attitude?
A ticked off explosive.
8. Why did the bomb go to the beach?
To catch some rays.
9. How do you teach a bomb how to swim?
You throw it in the deep end.
10. What did the bomb say to the comedian?
“You really bombed on stage tonight!”
“Don’t Bomb on Stage – Use These Jokes Instead”
1. Why did the bomb bring a ladder to the comedy club?
It wanted to bomb with height.
2. What do you call a bomb in a library?
A bookworm.
3. Why did the bomb become a chef?
It loved to make things go “kaboom” in the kitchen.
4. How does a bomb like to relax?
With a blast from the past.
5. What did the bomb say to the painter?
“I’m about to make your masterpiece explode!”
6. Why did the bomb go to the gym?
It wanted to work on its explosiveness.
7. What do you call a bomb with a secret identity?
Kaboom-man.
8. Why did the bomb join a band?
It wanted to set the stage on fire.
9. How do you keep a bomb from exploding?
You tickle its fuse.
10. What did the bomb whisper to the firework?
“You light up my life.”
“Kaboom! The Best Bomb Jokes to Light Up Any Room”
1. Why did the bomb go to the party alone?
It didn’t want to explode in public.
2. What do you call a bomb that loves to dance?
A boogie bomb.
3. Why did the bomb become a vegetarian?
It didn’t want to “meat” its match.
4. How does a bomb order food?
It asks for a “blast” of flavor.
5. What did the bomb say to the missile?
“Let’s make this explosive!”
6. Why did the bomb go to the art gallery?
It wanted to see some “breathtaking” works.
7. What do you call a bomb that loves to sing?
A melodious explosive.
8. Why did the bomb go to the pool?
It wanted to make a splash.
9. How do you get a bomb to listen to you?
You give it a “sweet” detonation.
10. What did the bomb say to the popcorn?
“Mind if I join in on the explosion?”
“From Fuse to Funny: Laugh Out Loud with These Bomb Jokes”
1. Why did the bomb wear sunglasses?
It didn’t want to be recognized before it blew up.
2. What do you call a bomb at the beach?
A sand blaster.
3. Why did the bomb go to the comedy show?
It wanted to see some explosive talent.
4. How do you stop a bomb from detonating?
You give it a time-out.
5. What did the bomb say to the birthday candle?
“You call that a flame? Watch this!”
6. Why did the bomb become a detective?
It loved to “blow up” mysteries.
7. What do you call a bomb that loves to read?
An explosive bookworm.
8. Why did the bomb plant flowers?
It wanted to see something bloom before it boomed.
9. How do you make a bomb laugh?
You tickle its trigger.
10. What did the bomb text to the grenade?
“Let’s start an explosive conversation.”