In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best boat jokes, boat puns and boat dad jokes to make you laugh.
Ahoy, Matey! Set Sail with These Hilarious Boat Jokes
1. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way back to the dock? Because it was two tired!
2. What do you call a pirate that skips school? Captain Hooky!
3. Why do boats never go out of style? Because they always make waves!
4. How does a boat say hello? It gives a little wave!
5. What do you call a lazy boat? Rowboat.
6. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You might think it’s the ‘R,’ but it’s really the ‘C’ (sea)!
7. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on the house!
8. Why was the boat so expensive to buy? It came fully-furnished with all its sails!
9. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of music? AarrrnB!
10. Why are pirates good singers? They hit the high C’s.
Smooth Sailing: The Funniest Jokes About Boats
1. Why did the boat go to school? To become a little more well-rounded!
2. What kind of music do boats like to listen to? Anchors Rock!
3. Why did the boat go to therapy? It had too many issues to sail smoothly!
4. What do you call a boat that refuses to listen to its captain? A rowboat!
5. What did one boat say to the other? “Are you up for some row-playing later?”
6. How do boats communicate during a storm? They just bail out!
7. Why did the boat break up with the pier? It couldn’t handle the attachment!
8. What do you call a boat that’s afraid of the water? A chicken runabout!
9. Why did the boat start a band? It had a lot of bass in its hull!
10. What’s a boat’s favorite kind of sandwich? A sub-marine!
Don’t Rock the Boat: Laugh Out Loud with These Boat Jokes
1. Why did the boat refuse to go in the water? It was all tied up in knots!
2. How does a boat greet another boat? “Sail”utations!
3. Why was the boat always happy? Because it kept floating on cloud nine!
4. What do you call a boat that’s afraid of the dark? A scared-y yacht!
5. How do boats navigate through a dense fog? With a lot of mist-erious skill!
6. Why was the boat always broke? It kept spending all its money on sea-gar!
7. What’s a boat’s favorite activity? Row-mantic dinners by the shore!
8. Why did the boat go to therapy? It had too many issues to sail smoothly!
9. Why did the boat start a gossip column? It heard the news travels fast at sea!
10. What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of cookie? Ships Ahoy!