In this very funny joke compilation, we have come up with the best birthday jokes, birthday puns and birthday dad jokes to make you laugh.
Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Birthday Jokes
1. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby.
2. What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older and deeper in debt.
3. Why did the birthday present go to jail? It was a little too wrapped up in itself.
4. How does a monster like his birthday cake? Scary delicious.
5. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
6. What do you say to a cat on its birthday? Happy purr-thday!
7. Why was the birthday card dancing? Because it was two-stepping.
8. What kind of birthday cake do ghosts prefer? I-scream cake.
9. What did the teddy bear say after blowing out the candles on his birthday cake? “No one ever made a wish for me.”
10. How does an astronaut celebrate his birthday? He has a stellar party.
Make the Birthday Boy or Girl Giggle with These Funny Jokes
1. What did one candle say to the other candle on the birthday cake? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
2. Why did the boy put his cake in the freezer before his birthday? Because he wanted an ice-cream cake!
3. What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
4. What did one candle say to the other candle? “Don’t birthdays just burn you up?”
5. Why did the boy bring a ladder to the birthday party? He heard the drinks were on the house.
6. Why did the birthday balloon float away? Because it saw a candy bar.
7. What’s the best way to get a birthday card through the door? Mail it.
8. What’s the most thoughtful gift for a young fish’s birthday? A tank you note.
9. What’s the missing ingredient for a princess’s birthday party? The frogs.
10. What cake do you get for a bird’s birthday? Tweetums cake.
Jokes to Add Some Humor to the Birthday Celebration
1. Why did the boy fancy dress party feel awkward? Because he was the only one dressed as a library book.
2. What’s the best birthday present for a pirate? An ‘Arrrr..’ conditioning unit.
3. Why did the strawberry go to the party? Because it was plum tasty.
4. Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Someone left it in the sun for days on end.
5. What happens when you cross a birthday cake and a snake? You get a little piece of cake that’s a ssssslice to eat.
6. Why did the youngster phone the Invisible Man on their birthday? To perform a disappearing act in front of their friends.
7. What’s the best way to keep a monkey in suspense on its birthday? I’ll tell you tomorrow.
8. What do you give a man who has everything for his birthday? A woman to show him how to use it.
9. What do you get if you take a duck to Yosemite National Park? Nothing. It’s a goose.
10. How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a time.
The Ultimate List of Birthday Jokes Guaranteed to Bring a Smile
1. What did the hamburger say on his birthday? “I feel grilled to perfection!”
2. Why do we put candles on the birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom.
3. What did the astronaut use to decorate his house for his birthday? A shooting star.
4. Why did the teddy bear say “no” to cake and ice cream? He was already stuffed.
5. Why did the boy wear a helmet at the birthday party? He was afraid of getting hit by a birthday cake.
6. Why did the teacher go to the birthday party? To make sure everyone had a “present” tense time.
7. What did the math book say to the calculator on its birthday? “You can count on me!”
8. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.
9. What do you give a tree on its birthday? Root beer.
10. Why did the ghost go to the birthday party? Because he heard it was going to be “a scream.”
Spread Birthday Cheer with These Side-Splitting Jokes
1. Why did the birthday card grow? Because it was a little cardigan.
2. Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
3. Why do candles always get invited to birthday parties? They’re always the light of the party.
4. What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake.
5. Why did the boy pack a ladder in his lunchbox? He wanted a “high-stakes” birthday surprise.
6. What did the airplane wish for its birthday? To be taken out for a spin.
7. Why did the potato turn down the birthday party invitation? He didn’t want to get mashed.
8. What did the cookie say to the caramel on its birthday? “You make me melt.”
9. Why did the boy bring a candle to the party? He wanted to make a wish.
10. What did the boy with a broken leg have for his birthday? A hoppy birthday.