The Joke Man

Tofu-tally Hilarious: The Top Tofu Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Did you hear about the tofu that went to a party? It was the toast of the town! 2. What do you call a fake noodle made out of tofu? An impasta! 3. Why did the tofu break up with the soy sauce? … Read more

Salty and Hilarious: The Best Sodium Puns You’ll Ever Hear 1. I asked the sodium atom if it wanted to bond with me, but it said “Na.” 2. Why did the sodium chloride go to the police station? It was salted. 3. When sodium sees chlorine, it says “You’re a real ion!.” 4. I heard … Read more

Bone-tickling orthopedic puns to crack you up 1. I kneed to go to the orthopedic surgeon because these puns are really getting under my skin. 2. I asked the orthopedic doctor if he had any good puns, and he said, “I have a bone to pick with you.” 3. The orthopedic surgeon told me I … Read more

Pho-nomenal Vietnamese Puns: A Taste of Wordplay 1. I’m feeling pho-nomenal after eating this delicious bowl of pho! 2. Pho-get about your troubles and just enjoy the broth-erly love. 3. I can’t stop slurping this pho-nomenal dish, it’s just too pho-king good! 4. Did you hear about the pho-ntastic new Vietnamese restaurant? It’s pho-nomenal! 5. … Read more

Lettuce Laugh: The Funniest Salad Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. Why do lettuce leaves never win at poker? Because they always fold! 2. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me! 3. How do you make a salad laugh? Tell it a funny-mint joke! 4. Why did the lettuce … Read more

The Real Thing: Coca-Cola Pun-tastic Jokes 1. I drank so much Coca-Cola that I’m starting to fizz with excitement! 2. Do you know why Coca-Cola is always invited to parties? Because it’s a soda-lightful guest! 3. I asked my friend if they wanted a Coke, but they said they were soda-pressed. 4. Why did the … Read more

Claw-some Crustacean Comedy: The Top Lobster Puns Guaranteed to Make You Crack Up 1. What do you call a lobster who loves to dance? A claw-strophobic! 2. Why did the lobster refuse to share its food? Because it was shellfish! 3. How did the lobster rate the movie he watched? 10 out of 10, it … Read more

“Viva Las Puns!” – The Top Elvis Pun Classics 1. Thank you, thank you very much for these puns! 2. Jailhouse Rock? More like Jailhouse Joke! 3. Can’t help falling in love with these puns. 4. Why did Elvis carry a ladder? To reach the top of the charts! 5. These puns are all dressed … Read more

Thunderous Thursday: The Top 10 Pun-tastic Jokes to Brighten Your Day 1. Why did the thunderstorm break up with the tornado? They had way too much drama! 2. How did the lightning propose to the thunder? With a flash mob! 3. Why don’t thunderstorms ever play hide and seek? Because good luck trying to hide … Read more