The Joke Man 1. Tickling Your Funny Bone: The Top Cardiology Puns That Will Make Your Heart Skip a Beat 1. Why did the cardiologist break up with the electron? They had no chemistry. 2. Did you hear about the cardiologist who became a chef? He started specializing in heart-healthy dishes. 3. What did the EKG say to … Read more
1. “Got Milk? These Dairy-licious Milk Puns Will Have You Udderly Delighted” 1. I’m not lactose intolerant, I’m just intolerant of bad milk puns. 2. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the milky way! 3. I’m on a strict milk-only diet. It’s udderly delicious! 4. What do you call a cow … Read more
1. Stirring up Laughs: The Top Chef Puns That Will Leave You Rolling 1. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. 3. Why did the chef quit? He couldn’t handle the heat. 4. I’m in a relationship … Read more
Clowning Around: The Top 10 Hilarious Clown Puns 1. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny! 2. How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him with a pie in the face! 3. Why don’t clowns ever do well in school? Because they always clown around! … Read more
1. Snip, Snip! The Top 10 Vasectomy Puns That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud 1. “My vasectomy went smoothly, it was a cut above the rest.” 2. “I told my wife getting a vasectomy was a snip decision.” 3. “After my vasectomy, I’m feeling a little testy.” 4. “I asked the doctor if he … Read more
Playing with Fire: The Hottest Fire Puns and Dad Jokes 1. What did the firefighter use to make pancakes? A fire extinguisher! 2. Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To keep his pants up! 3. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 4. How does a firefighter keep his hair … Read more
Dam Funny: The Top 10 Beaver Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. What do you call a beaver without a home? Unbelievabeaver! 2. Why did the beaver build a dam? Because it was a real dam good idea! 3. How does a beaver keep its teeth sharp? By brushing its dam teeth! 4. … Read more
1. Prescription for Laughter: The Top Pharmacy Puns Guaranteed to Make You Chuckle 1. I’m friends with the pharmacist because he always gives me the prescription for laughter. 2. Why did the pharmacist go to school? To become a pill-ar of the community. 3. When the pharmacy is busy, it’s like a vitamin sea of … Read more
Snow Laughing Matter: The Top 10 Winter Puns to Keep You Warm and Cozy 1. Icy what you did there! 2. Chilling with my snowmies. 3. Snowflake it till you make it. 4. Cold hands, warm heart. 5. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted flakes! 6. It’s snow joke how much I love winter. … Read more
February Funnies: The Top 10 Punny Jokes to Brighten Your Month 1. Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates. 2. What did one plate say to the other on Valentine’s Day? Tonight, dinner’s on me! 3. What did the groundhog say to the winter hat? You’re always on top of … Read more
