The Joke Man

B-9 or Be Mine: The Best Bingo Puns to Make Your Game Night More Entertaining 1. “I’m on a roll, call me the bingo butter!” 2. “Why did the bingo player bring a ladder? To reach the high numbers!” 3. “I’m so good at bingo, I call it ‘bingo-ing’ instead of winning!” 4. “I’m not … Read more

Let there be laughs: The brightest light puns to brighten your day 1. Why did the light bulb go to school? Because it wanted to be brighter! 2. I’m friends with a light bulb because it’s always brightening my day. 3. Did you hear about the light bulb party? It was lit! 4. How does … Read more

Nut-urally Funny: The Top Nut Puns That Will Crack You Up 1. I’m going nuts over you! 2. This joke is driving me cashew! 3. Don’t be pistachio late! 4. I’m walnutty for puns. 5. Let’s hazelnut forget to laugh. 6. Almond joy when I tell a good pun. 7. I’m on a roll, pecan … Read more

Checkmate the Competition: The Top 10 Chess Puns Guaranteed to Make You LOL 1. Why did the chess piece go to the therapist? Because it had too many unresolved issues. 2. What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. … Read more

Denim-ite Puns: The Top 10 Hilarious Jokes to Make You LOL in Your Jeans 1. Why did the denim jacket go to therapy? It had too many blue feelings. 2. What did the denim say to the pants? You’re jean-etically different. 3. How does a denim chicken say hello? Denim-doo! 4. Why did the denim … Read more

Giddy Up: Saddle Up for Some Hilarious Cowboy Puns! 1. Why did the cowboy break up with his girlfriend? He wanted to be a lonesome cowboy. 2. What do you call a cowboy’s bed? A horse bed! 3. How does a cowboy keep his hat from blowing away? With a stampede! 4. What do you … Read more

1. Tickling Your Funny Bone: The Top Cardiology Puns That Will Make Your Heart Skip a Beat 1. Why did the cardiologist break up with the electron? They had no chemistry. 2. Did you hear about the cardiologist who became a chef? He started specializing in heart-healthy dishes. 3. What did the EKG say to … Read more

1. “Got Milk? These Dairy-licious Milk Puns Will Have You Udderly Delighted” 1. I’m not lactose intolerant, I’m just intolerant of bad milk puns. 2. Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the milky way! 3. I’m on a strict milk-only diet. It’s udderly delicious! 4. What do you call a cow … Read more

1. Stirring up Laughs: The Top Chef Puns That Will Leave You Rolling 1. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 2. I’m friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y. 3. Why did the chef quit? He couldn’t handle the heat. 4. I’m in a relationship … Read more

Clowning Around: The Top 10 Hilarious Clown Puns 1. Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little funny! 2. How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him with a pie in the face! 3. Why don’t clowns ever do well in school? Because they always clown around! … Read more