The Joke Man One-derful Puns: Hilarious Jokes to Celebrate Baby’s First Birthday 1. Why was the baby’s first birthday party such a mess? Because it was a smash cake hit! 2. What did the one-year-old say after blowing out the birthday candle? “That really blew me away!” 3. How did the baby enjoy their first birthday cake? They … Read more
Cleopatra-Approved: The Top 10 Egyptian Puns That Will Make You Sphinx Twice 1. Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to the dentist? To get his mummy-fied teeth checked! 2. I asked my friend to meet me at the pyramid, but he Sphinxed me! 3. What do you call an Egyptian queen who is always right? … Read more
Rest in Puns: The Top 10 Graveyard Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Ghoul with Laughter 1. Why did the ghost go to the bar? Because he heard it was a great place to get boos! 2. How do skeletons call their friends? They use a tele-bone! 3. What do you call a ghost’s true love? … Read more
Hair Today, Puns Tomorrow: The Top 10 Hilarious Hair Puns 1. I’m having a bad hair day… I must be having a perm-anent setback. 2. Did you hear about the hairstylist who got locked out of the salon? She had to use a hairpin. 3. Why did the hairdresser become a race car driver? He … Read more
Suds and Puns: The Ultimate List of Laundry Jokes 1. Why did the sock refuse to go in the dryer? It didn’t want to shrink from the heat! 2. What did the washing machine say to the dryer? You really spin me right round, baby! 3. Why did the bra break up with the washing … Read more
Breaking the Mold: The Top Pottery Puns That Will Make You Clay-sy for More 1. Why did the pottery teacher go to jail? He got caught kiln it. 2. I’m a big fan of pottery puns, they always make me feel clayful. 3. What did the clay say to the potter? You really mold me. … Read more
Take a Breather: The Top Lung Puns That Will Leave You Breathless 1. I lung for you every day. 2. Don’t hold your breath, just breathe! 3. My lungs are feeling aireated today. 4. I’m not a doctor, but I have great lung capacity. 5. Let’s take a breather and enjoy the fresh air. 6. … Read more
“Back it Up: The Top 10 Hilarious Back Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches” 1. Did you hear about the guy who hurt his back while dancing? He had a bad case of disco back. 2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him! … Read more
Top 10 Banana Puns That Will Make You Go Bananas! 1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 2. What is a banana’s favorite game? Peel and seek! 3. How do you make a banana split? Run away with its bunch! 4. What did the banana say to the … Read more
Grape Puns That Will Make You Wine with Laughter 1. What do you call a grape that doesn’t want to be crushed? Un-raisin-able. 2. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice. 3. How do you make a grape laugh? Tell it a grape joke. 4. What … Read more
