The Joke Man Thumbs Up: The Top 10 Thumb Puns That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone Did you hear about the thumb that got arrested? It was charged with assault! Why did the thumb go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a plus one! What did the thumb say to the finger? I’m in good hands! … Read more
Shattering Expectations: The Top 10 Glass Puns That Will Crack You Up 1. It was love at first “pane” when I saw you. 2. The glass blower had a lot of “panes” taking care of his art. 3. When the window broke, it was a “pane” to clean up. 4. I asked the glassblower if … Read more
Marching into Laughter: The Top 10 Funniest March Puns 1. Why did the calendar go to therapy in March? It had too many issues to work through. 2. How does a lion greet other animals in March? “March-ing order!” 3. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping around in March? A hare-raising experience. … Read more
Feeling Tense? These Massage Puns Will Knead Out the Stress 1. I’m a master of deep tissue massage because I always get to the core of the problem. 2. My friend asked me if I wanted a massage, and I said, “Knead I say more?” 3. Why did the massage therapist go to school? To … Read more
Pen Puns that Will Make You Ink-correctably Laugh 1. I’m friends with every pen because they’re very ink-lusive. 2. I was going to tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless. 3. My pen was feeling blue, so I drew it a picture to cheer it up. 4. The pen industry must … Read more
Crack Me Up: The Funniest Coconut Puns and Dad Jokes Why did the coconut go to therapy? It had shell-shock. What did the coconut say to the palm tree? I’m going nuts over you! How do you unlock a coconut? With a coconut key! Why did the coconut break up with the pineapple? It couldn’t … Read more
Bull-ieve It or Not: The Top 10 Hilarious Bull Puns 1. “I went to the bullfighting competition, but it was a load of bull.” 2. “Why did the bull bring a map to the rodeo? Because it wanted to find the bull’s eye!” 3. “What do you call a bull that likes to lay down … Read more
Matcha Made in Heaven: The Ultimate List of Matcha Puns 1. You’re brew-tea-ful, just like matcha. 2. Matcha-nificent: the superhero of green tea! 3. Matcha about that base, bout that base, no treble. 4. Don’t chai and stop me from loving matcha. 5. Hello from the matcha side. 6. You’re my cup of tea… especially … Read more
Dirty Thirty: 10 Hilarious Puns to Celebrate the Big 3-0 1. I’m not 30, I’m 18 with 12 years of experience. 2. The only thing getting old is my age, not my sense of humor. 3. Life begins at 30, along with a whole new set of dad jokes. 4. It’s my 30th birthday, time … Read more
1. Thinking Outside the Box: The Top 10 Hilarious Box Puns 1. Why did the cardboard box break up with the tape? It couldn’t handle the pressure. 2. What do you call a box that is always happy? A jubox. 3. Why did the box go to school? Because it wanted to be a little … Read more
