The Joke Man Humerus Humor: The Top Bone Puns That Will Leave You Laughing Out Loud 1. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 2. I told a bone joke that was humerus, but nobody laughed. It wasn’t very rib-tickling. 3. The skeleton couldn’t help but laugh at … Read more
Courtroom Comedy: The Top 10 Legal Puns That Will Have You Laughing in Contempt 1. I was arrested for stealing a calendar, but I think I’m gonna get off on a technicality. 2. Why do lawyers wear neckties? To keep the bottom of their briefcases warm. 3. The lawyer couldn’t find a pencil during his … Read more
Flexing Our Humor Muscles: The Top Muscle Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Why did the bodybuilder bring a ladder to the gym? He heard they had some great “high reps”! 2. When the weightlifter made a superhero costume, he called it his “muscle tee”! 3. The muscular chef didn’t need a recipe book, … Read more
Fluffy Fun: The Top Cloud Puns That Will Have You on Cloud Nine 1. What do you call a cloud that loves to play video games? A gamer cumulus! 2. Why did the fog break up with the cloud? It just needed some space. 3. How do clouds say goodbye to each other? They wave! … Read more
Gettin’ Jiggy with Gin: The Top Gin Puns to Make You Chuckle 1. Gin-credible 2. Gin-ius at work 3. Let’s get this gin party started! 4. Gin and bear it 5. Make gin, not war 6. You’re gin-credible, keep it up! 7. It’s gin o’clock somewhere 8. Just gin and tonic, please 9. Gin-teresting choice … Read more
Giraffe Pun-derful: A Collection of Hilarious Dad Jokes 1. Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend? She was too high maintenance. 2. What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jigsaw puzzle? A puzzled neck. 3. How does a giraffe clean its ears? With a Q-tip the size of a … Read more
Summit Smiles: The Top Mountain Puns That Will Peak Your Interest 1. Why did the mountain go to the dentist? To get its peak checked out! 2. How do mountains stay warm in the winter? They wear snow caps! 3. What type of music do mountains listen to? Rock and roll! 4. Why did the … Read more
One Does Not Simply Walk Into These Hilarious Lord of the Rings Puns 1. Why did Frodo sell his camera? Because it was too Hobbit-forming! 2. What do you call a Hobbit with a hearing impairment? Bilbo Hearin’! 3. How does Sauron communicate with his minions? EyeMessage! 4. Why did the Balrog go to therapy? … Read more
1. Berry Hilarious: The Top 10 Cranberry Puns That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud 1. I’m in a jam because I can’t find my cranberry sauce. 2. Why did the cranberries turn red? They saw the turkey dressing. 3. What did the cranberry say to the grape? Stop raisin’ around! 4. I’m on a … Read more
“Brighten Your Day with These Hilarious Yellow Puns” 1. Why did the lemon go to therapy? It couldn’t find its zest in life! 2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta in a yellow bowl! 3. How do you fix a broken tomato? Tomato paste… in a yellow container! 4. Why did the … Read more
