The Joke Man 1. Knock-knock… Whose there? The Best Concussion Puns! 1. Why did the football player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score! 2. When the boxer got a concussion, he was a little punch-drunk. 3. The cyclist who crashed his bike got a handle on his concussion. 4. The comedian with a … Read more
Poppin’ the Question: Hilarious Proposal Puns That Will Make You Say “I Do” 1. Will you be my forever “wifey”? 2. Let’s make it official and put a ring on it! 3. I promise to love you “carats” more every day. 4. You’re the missing piece to my puzzle. Will you marry me? 5. Let’s … Read more
Slippery and Slithery: The Top Eel Puns That Will Have You in Stitches 1. What do you call an eel who is a great comedian? An eel-arious entertainer! 2. Why did the eel refuse to share its jokes? Because it was too shellfish! 3. How does an eel keep its skin looking smooth? With an … Read more
Peachy Wordplays: 5 Atlanta Puns That Will Make You Chuckle 1. Why did the peach go to Atlanta? Because it wanted to find its pit-stop! 2. How do you find your way around Atlanta? You just follow the peachy signs! 3. What did the peach say when it fell off the tree in Atlanta? “I’m … Read more
Ssslytherin into Laughter: The Best Slytherin Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the Slytherin student bring a ladder to the library? Because he heard the bookworms were in the top shelf! 2. I asked a Slytherin for his wifi password, but he said, “Sorry, it’s parseltongue only.” 3. What do you call a Slytherin who … Read more
Juicy Humor: The Ultimate List of Pomegranate Puns 1. Why did the pomegranate go to the party? Because it wanted to have a smashing good time! 2. What did the pomegranate say to its therapist? I’ve been feeling a little “seeded” lately. 3. How do you clean a pomegranate’s house? With a vacuum cleaner, of … Read more
Prime Cuts of Comedy: The Top Butcher Pun One-Liners 1. “I asked the butcher if he had any Thanksgiving specials, he said ‘No, but our turkey’s on the chopping block.’” 2. “Why did the butcher become a stand-up comedian? He couldn’t meat expectations on the job.” 3. “The butcher accidentally backed into the meat grinder, … Read more
Lock and Load: The Top Gun Puns Guaranteed to Shoot You with Laughter 1. What do you call a cow with a shotgun? A moo-sket! 2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field of fire! 3. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! … Read more
“Shushing the Competition: The Top 10 Librarian Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches” 1. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked! 2. What do you call a parade of books? A bookworm! 3. How did the librarian win the race? She took the lead in the Dewey Decimal … Read more
“Pablo Picasso-n’t Stop Laughing: The Top 10 Pun-tastic Jokes Inspired by the Artist” 1. Why did Picasso break up with his girlfriend? Because he couldn’t find the right hue-mance. 2. What did Picasso say when he wanted to go for a swim? “I’m feeling a little blue, let’s make some waves!” 3. How does Picasso … Read more
