The Joke Man

Dialing in the Laughs: Hilarious Radio Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the radio file a police report? It was being broadcast. 2. What did the DJ say to the vegetable? Lettuce turnip the beet! 3. Why did the radio break up with the television? They just weren’t on the same wavelength. 4. How does … Read more

Punday Funday: The Top 10 Pun-tastic Jokes to Kickstart Your Monday 1. Why did the math book look sad on Monday? Because it had too many problems. 2. Did you hear about the guy who quit his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn’t concentrate. 3. I used to be a baker, but I … Read more

Tofu-tally Hilarious: The Top Tofu Puns That Will Make You Laugh 1. Did you hear about the tofu that went to a party? It was the toast of the town! 2. What do you call a fake noodle made out of tofu? An impasta! 3. Why did the tofu break up with the soy sauce? … Read more

Salty and Hilarious: The Best Sodium Puns You’ll Ever Hear 1. I asked the sodium atom if it wanted to bond with me, but it said “Na.” 2. Why did the sodium chloride go to the police station? It was salted. 3. When sodium sees chlorine, it says “You’re a real ion!.” 4. I heard … Read more

Stuck on You: The Funniest Stick Puns and Wordplays 1. Why did the stick break up with the tree? It couldn’t handle the commitment! 2. How do trees access the internet? They log in! 3. Did you hear about the stick who won an award? It was a branch manager! 4. Why did the stick … Read more

The Real Thing: Coca-Cola Pun-tastic Jokes 1. I drank so much Coca-Cola that I’m starting to fizz with excitement! 2. Do you know why Coca-Cola is always invited to parties? Because it’s a soda-lightful guest! 3. I asked my friend if they wanted a Coke, but they said they were soda-pressed. 4. Why did the … Read more

Pho-nomenal Vietnamese Puns: A Taste of Wordplay 1. I’m feeling pho-nomenal after eating this delicious bowl of pho! 2. Pho-get about your troubles and just enjoy the broth-erly love. 3. I can’t stop slurping this pho-nomenal dish, it’s just too pho-king good! 4. Did you hear about the pho-ntastic new Vietnamese restaurant? It’s pho-nomenal! 5. … Read more

Lettuce Laugh: The Funniest Salad Puns That Will Leave You in Stitches 1. Why do lettuce leaves never win at poker? Because they always fold! 2. What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me! 3. How do you make a salad laugh? Tell it a funny-mint joke! 4. Why did the lettuce … Read more

Bone-tickling orthopedic puns to crack you up 1. I kneed to go to the orthopedic surgeon because these puns are really getting under my skin. 2. I asked the orthopedic doctor if he had any good puns, and he said, “I have a bone to pick with you.” 3. The orthopedic surgeon told me I … Read more