The Joke Man The Big Ben-onanza: Hilarious London Puns and Wordplays What did Big Ben say to the London Eye? “Hands up if you’re ticklish!” Why did the clock break up with the calendar? It just couldn’t take all the seconds ticking by. How does Big Ben stay in shape? It does clock-outs! Why did the tourist refuse … Read more
1. “Got Guts? The Top 10 Humerus Anatomy Puns That Will Make You Ribs Hurt” 1. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with! 2. Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself! 3. I used … Read more
Best Pastrami Riddles for Food Lovers 1. What’s a pastrami’s favorite dance? **Answer:** The corned beef shuffle! 2. Why did the pastrami break up with the pickle? **Answer:** It couldn’t relish the relationship! 3. What do you call a pastrami that tells jokes? **Answer:** A punstrami! 4. Why was the pastrami always invited to parties? … Read more
Top 10 Fun Mead Riddles to Test Your Knowledge What do you call a bee that makes booze? Answer: A mead-maker! What has roots that can’t be seen and is best enjoyed with a friend, sweet and sometimes bold? Answer: Mead! I am made from honey and water, ferment me for some peace and Flora! … Read more
Top Hot Weather Riddles to Beat the Heat What can you catch but not throw, especially when it’s hot? Answer: A cold. I shine bright like a light and color the world, especially in summer. What am I? Answer: The sun. What is always in front of you but can’t be seen, especially on a … Read more
Criminal Wordplay: The Funniest Crime Puns You’ll Ever Hear 1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough. So now I’m a doughnut thief. 2. The thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. 3. The magician got arrested for pulling a rabbit out of a hat without a hare permit. … Read more
Winging It: The Top Seagull Puns That Will Have You Squawking with Laughter 1. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 2. What do you call a group of seagulls flying in formation? A seagle squadron. 3. How does a seagull clean itself? With a … Read more
“Punny Storage Solutions: Clever Wordplays to Brighten Your Day” 1. The key to organization is to lock it down! 2. I tried to organize my CDs, but it just ended up being a dis-track-ter. 3. I bought a new vacuum, and it really sucks – in a good way! 4. My closet may be messy, … Read more
Tapped Into Humor: The Top Tap Puns That Will Leave You Laughing Tap dancing is all fun and games until someone gets hurt…then it’s a tap tragedy! Why did the tap go to therapy? It had trouble expressing itself! What do you call a tap that’s good at math? A tap root! Why did the … Read more
Fun Coffee Mug Riddles for Adults: Test Your Wit 1. What do you call a cup that takes its coffee too seriously? Answer: A mug-nificent obsession. 2. I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I? Answer: A joke in a coffee mug. 3. I’m always full but never overflow. What am I? … Read more
